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Adam and Eve, Banned commercial from Central Beheer funny
Things I Didn’t Want to Know About You
From Time Magazine’s list of “25 Things I Didn’t Want to Know About You”:
I like to tape my thumbs to my hands to see what it would be like to be a dinosaur.
Sarcasma
Sacarsma prescription information.
Sad News from the North Pole
Making Donations as Christmas Presents
So I get an email from a friend that says something like “instead of sending Christmas presents this year I am going to make a donation to a charity in your name”. That really sucks. I want a present.
Maintaining a Healthy Level of Insanity
Here are 13 things you can do to maintain a healthy level of insanity.
Why Pets Hate Halloween
George Bush: Great Moments In Political Speeches
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Excerpts of George Bush from David Letterman’s Great Moments In Political Speeches.
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Church Joke #728
One Sunday morning, the priest noticed little Alex standing in the foyer of the church staring up at a large plaque. It was covered with names and small American flags mounted on either side of it.
Sven and Ole Joke #274
Two young men from up in Minnesooooota were looking at a Sears catalog and admiring the models.Ole says to Sven ‘Have you seen the beautiful girls in this catalog?
‘Sven replies, ‘Yes, they are very beautiful. And look at the price!’ Ole says, with wide eyes, ‘Wow, they aren’t very expensive. At this price, I’m buying one.
‘Sven smiles and pats him on the back. ‘Good idea! Order one and if she’s as beautiful as she is in the catalog, I will get one too.’
Three weeks later, Sven asks his friend Ole, ‘Did you ever receive the girl you ordered from the Sears catalog?’
Ole replies, ‘No, but it shouldn’t be long now. I got her clothes yesterday!’