CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE PSYCHIATRICALLY CHALLENGED

SCHIZOPHRENIA – Do you hear what I hear?

MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER – We Three Kings Disoriented Are

AMNESIA – I Don’t Know If I’ll Be Home For Christmas

NARCISSISTIC – Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

MANIC, BI-POLAR – Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and
Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Trucks and Trees…

DEPRESSION – I’ll Have A Blue Christmas With Or Without You

PARANOID – Santa Claus is Coming To Get Me

BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER – Thoughts Of Roasting On An
Open Fire

PERSONALITY DISORDER – You Better Watch Out, I’m Gonna Cry, I’m
Gonna Pout, Maybe I’ll Tell You Why

OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER – Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells

AGORAPHOBIA – I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn’t Leave
My House

SENILE DEMENTIA – Walking In A Winter Wonderland Miles From My
House In My Slippers and Robe

SOCIAL ANXIETY DISORDER – Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
While I Sit Here And Hyperventilate