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		<title>Evolution Joke</title>
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					<description><![CDATA[A little girl asked her father:  &#8220;How did the human race appear?&#8221; The father answered, &#8220;Many years ago there were monkeys from  which the human race evolved.&#8221; Two days later the girl asked her mother the same question.  The  mother answered, &#8220;God made Adam and Eve; they had children; and so  was all mankind made.&#8221; [&#8230;]]]></description>
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<p>Two days later the girl asked her mother the same question.  The  mother answered, &#8220;God made Adam and Eve; they had children; and so  was all mankind made.&#8221;</p>
<p>The confused girl said to her mother &#8220;How is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?&#8221;</p>
<p>The mother answered, &#8220;Well dear, it&#8217;s very simple.  Your father told you about his side of the family and I told you about mine!&#8221;</p>
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