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		<title>JP Patches and the Simon Says Scam</title>
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					<description><![CDATA[httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXYZLGKErNg Somebody gets a little ticked when JP hands out suckers instead of $100 bills. Or better yet, what happens when JP Patches promises $100 to the winner of Simon Says and doesn&#8217;t pay out? Note to the little kid who got pissed: You were right on. You should NOT have backed down. JP owes [&#8230;]]]></description>
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<p>Somebody gets a little ticked when JP hands out suckers instead of $100 bills. Or better yet, what happens when JP Patches promises $100 to the winner of Simon Says and doesn&#8217;t pay out?</p>
<p>Note to the little kid who got pissed: You were right on. You should NOT have backed down. JP owes you $100 my friend. And a note to Mr. JP: You know most of us loved your show as a kid. You and Gertrude were the bomb. But come on now &#8211; this skit wasn&#8217;t funny. Pony up and pay the kid. I have spoken. Make it so&#8230;.</p>
<p>Check it out at 3:30 when the kid yells &#8220;Liar&#8221;. JP says &#8220;he&#8217;s going to be an attorney&#8221; and asks for an apology. Kid &#8211; You&#8217;re my hero, your parents raised you right.</p>
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