Number one – this zombie was male. How do we know? The first thing he looked for after rising from the dead was food.

Solution? A drive-thru McD’s across from all cemeteries. Once fed, the male will return to the graveyard for a nap.

Female zombies require slightly more attention. Next to the McD’s should stand a fully-stocked, self-serve, home decorating outlet, offering no-limit credit cards with indefinite repayment terms. The female will quickly return to her new digs and begin non-stop renovations.

🙂 This has been a public-service announcement, keeping your world a little safer!