{"id":1066,"date":"2006-12-06T01:13:26","date_gmt":"2006-12-06T07:13:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.conradaskland.com\/blog\/2006\/12\/more-musician-jokes\/"},"modified":"2006-12-06T01:14:19","modified_gmt":"2006-12-06T07:14:19","slug":"more-musician-jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/more-musician-jokes\/","title":{"rendered":"More Musician Jokes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What&#8217;s the difference between a puppy and a singer?<br \/>\nEventually the puppy  stops whining.<\/p>\n<p>.<br \/>\nWhy do bands have bassists?<br \/>\nTo translate for the  drummers.<\/p>\n<p>.<br \/>\nHow do you know when a singer is at your door?<br \/>\nThey can&#8217;t find  the key.<\/p>\n<p>.<br \/>\nHow many bassists are needed to screw in a lightbulb?<br \/>\nNone, the  keyboardist does it with his left hand.<\/p>\n<p>.<br \/>\nWhat do a guitarist and a lawsuit  have in common?<br \/>\nEveryone is relieved when the case is closed.<\/p>\n<p>.<br \/>\nTwo  musicians are sitting in a car. Who&#8217;s driving?<br \/>\nThe policeman.<\/p>\n<p>.<br \/>\nWhat is a  relative minor?<br \/>\nA country &#038; western musician&#8217;s girlfriend.<\/p>\n<p>.<br \/>\nThe  difference between a singer and a terrorist?<br \/>\nYou can negotiate with a  terrorist.<\/p>\n<p>.<br \/>\nWhat does M.I.D.I. mean?<br \/>\nMusician In Debt  Instantly.<\/p>\n<p>.<br \/>\nDifference between guitarist and harmonica player?<br \/>\nGuitarist  can yell at the band during his solo.<\/p>\n<p>.<br \/>\nDifference between a bassoon and  oboe?<br \/>\nYou can hit a baseball farther with a bassoon.<\/p>\n<p>.<br \/>\nAnd finally&#8230;A young  boy says to his mom &#8220;When I grow up I&#8217;d like to be a musician&#8221;.  She says, &#8220;Now  Tommy, you know you can&#8217;t do both&#8221;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What&#8217;s the difference between a puppy and a singer? Eventually the puppy stops whining. . Why do bands have bassists? To translate for the drummers. . How do you know when a singer is at your door? They can&#8217;t find the key. . How many bassists are needed to screw in a lightbulb? None, the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16,3,1],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3C0LX-hc","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1066"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1066"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1066\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1066"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1066"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1066"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}