{"id":1492,"date":"2007-04-08T13:03:22","date_gmt":"2007-04-08T19:03:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.conradaskland.com\/blog\/2007\/04\/worst-easter-joke-ever\/"},"modified":"2007-04-08T13:03:22","modified_gmt":"2007-04-08T19:03:22","slug":"worst-easter-joke-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/worst-easter-joke-ever\/","title":{"rendered":"Worst Easter Joke Ever"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00c2 <a href=\"http:\/\/www.conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/04\/easter-bunny.jpg\" title=\"easter-bunny.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/04\/easter-bunny.jpg\" alt=\"easter-bunny.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Ok, here&#8217;s my pick for the all time worst Easter joke:<\/p>\n<p><strong>A lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on one of the shelves.<br \/>\n&#8220;What are you doing in there?&#8221; she asked.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>The rabbit replied:<br \/>\n&#8220;This is a Westinghouse, isn&#8217;t it?&#8221;,<br \/>\nto which the lady replied<br \/>\n&#8220;Yes.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Well,&#8221; the rabbit said,<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8220;I&#8217;m westing.&#8221;  <\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00c2 Ok, here&#8217;s my pick for the all time worst Easter joke: A lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on one of the shelves. &#8220;What are you doing in there?&#8221; she asked. The rabbit replied: &#8220;This is a Westinghouse, isn&#8217;t it?&#8221;, to which the lady replied &#8220;Yes.&#8221; &#8220;Well,&#8221; the rabbit said, &#8220;I&#8217;m [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3C0LX-o4","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1492"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1492"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1492\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1492"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1492"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1492"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}