An older lady gets pulled over for speeding…<\/p>\n
Older Woman:\u00c2 \u00c2 Is there a problem, Officer?<\/p>\n
Officer:\u00c2 \u00c2 Ma’am, you were speeding.<\/p>\n
Older Woman:\u00c2 \u00c2 Oh, I see.<\/p>\n
Officer:\u00c2 \u00c2 Can I see your license please?<\/p>\n
Older Woman: I’d give it to you but I don’t have one.<\/p>\n
Officer:\u00c2 \u00c2 Don’t have one?<\/p>\n
Older Woman:\u00c2 \u00c2 Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.<\/p>\n
Officer:\u00c2 \u00c2 I see…Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.<\/p>\n
Older Woman:\u00c2 \u00c2 I can’t do that.<\/p>\n
Officer:\u00c2 \u00c2 Why not?<\/p>\n
Older Woman:\u00c2 \u00c2 I stole this car.<\/p>\n
Officer:\u00c2 \u00c2 Stole it?<\/p>\n
Older Woman:\u00c2 \u00c2 Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.<\/p>\n
Officer:\u00c2 \u00c2 You what?<\/p>\n
Older Woman:\u00c2 \u00c2 His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.<\/p>\n
The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.<\/p>\n
Officer 2:\u00c2 \u00c2 Ma’am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle.<\/p>\n
Older woman:\u00c2 \u00c2 Is there a problem sir?<\/p>\n
Officer 2:\u00c2 \u00c2 One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.<\/p>\n
Older Woman:\u00c2 \u00c2 Murdered the owner?<\/p>\n
Officer 2:\u00c2 \u00c2 Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.<\/p>\n
The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.<\/p>\n
Officer 2:\u00c2 \u00c2 Is this your car, ma’am?<\/p>\n
Older Woman:\u00c2 \u00c2 Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is quite stunned.<\/p>\n
Officer 2:\u00c2 \u00c2 One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.<\/p>\n
The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer.<\/p>\n
The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.<\/p>\n
Officer 2:\u00c2 \u00c2 Thank you ma’am, one of my officers told me you didn’t have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.<\/p>\n
Older Woman:\u00c2 \u00c2 Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.<\/p>\n
MORAL:<\/p>\n Don’t Mess With Little Old Ladies<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" An older lady gets pulled over for speeding… Older Woman:\u00c2 \u00c2 Is there a problem, Officer? Officer:\u00c2 \u00c2 Ma’am, you were speeding. Older Woman:\u00c2 \u00c2 Oh, I see. Officer:\u00c2 \u00c2 Can I see your license please? Older Woman: I’d give it to you but I don’t have one. Officer:\u00c2 \u00c2 Don’t have one? Older Woman:\u00c2 […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3C0LX-tQ","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1850"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1850"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1850\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1850"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1850"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1850"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}