Why, Why, Why<\/p>\n
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?<\/p>\n
Why do banks charge a fee on “insufficient funds” when they know there is not enough?<\/p>\n
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?<\/p>\n
Why doesn’t glue stick to the bottle?<\/p>\n
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?<\/p>\n
Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?<\/p>\n
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?<\/p>\n
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?<\/p>\n
Whose idea was it to put an “S” in the word “lisp”?<\/p>\n
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?<\/p>\n
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?<\/p>\n
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?<\/p>\n
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?<\/p>\n
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?<\/p>\n
Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?<\/p>\n
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?<\/p>\n
When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, “It’s all right?” Well, it isn’t all right, so why don’t we say, “That hurt, you stupid idiot?”<\/p>\n
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that’s falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?<\/p>\n
In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?<\/p>\n
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?<\/p>\n
And my FAVORITE……
\nThe statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends — if they’re okay, then it’s you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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