{"id":1860,"date":"2007-07-09T10:50:31","date_gmt":"2007-07-09T16:50:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.conradaskland.com\/blog\/2007\/07\/daddys-gonna-eat-your-fingers\/"},"modified":"2007-07-09T10:50:31","modified_gmt":"2007-07-09T16:50:31","slug":"daddys-gonna-eat-your-fingers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/daddys-gonna-eat-your-fingers\/","title":{"rendered":"Daddy&#8217;s Gonna Eat Your Fingers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Sent to me from my Canadian secret agent who is constantly on the look out for the official &#8220;Worst Joke In The World&#8221; &#8211; Actually, I think this one is pretty good:<\/em><\/p>\n<p>As I was packing for my business trip, my 3-year old daughter was having a wonderful<br \/>\ntime playing on the bed.<\/p>\n<p>At one point, she said, &#8220;Daddy, look at this,&#8221; and stuck out two of her fingers.<\/p>\n<p>Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth,<br \/>\nand said, &#8220;Daddy&#8217;s gonna eat your fingers!&#8221;, pretending to eat them before I rushed<br \/>\nout of the room again.<\/p>\n<p>When I returned, my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a<br \/>\ndevastated look on her face.<\/p>\n<p>I said, &#8220;What&#8217;s wrong, honey?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She replied, &#8220;What happened to my booger?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sent to me from my Canadian secret agent who is constantly on the look out for the official &#8220;Worst Joke In The World&#8221; &#8211; Actually, I think this one is pretty good: As I was packing for my business trip, my 3-year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3C0LX-u0","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1860"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1860"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1860\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1860"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1860"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1860"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}