{"id":2068,"date":"2007-08-12T11:11:10","date_gmt":"2007-08-12T17:11:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.conradaskland.com\/blog\/2007\/08\/joke-skinny-dipping\/"},"modified":"2007-08-20T11:13:13","modified_gmt":"2007-08-20T17:13:13","slug":"joke-skinny-dipping","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/joke-skinny-dipping\/","title":{"rendered":"Joke: Skinny Dipping"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>SKINNY DIPPING<br \/>\nAn elderly man in Florida had  owned a large farm for several years.  He had a large pond  in the back, fixed up nicely:  Picnic tables, horseshoe courts, a  volleyball court, and some apple and peach trees. The pond  was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming.<\/p>\n<p>One  evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond and look it  over, as he hadn&#8217;t been there in a while. He grabbed  a five-gallon  bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard<\/p>\n<p>voices  shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw  it was a bunch of  young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the  women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.<\/p>\n<p>One  of the women  shouted to him, &#8220;We&#8217;re not coming out until you  leave!&#8221;  The old man frowned, &#8220;I didn&#8217;t come down here to watch  you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond  naked.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Holding  the bucket up he said, &#8220;I&#8217;m here to feed the  alligator.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Old men  can still think fast.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>SKINNY DIPPING An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nicely: Picnic tables, horseshoe courts, a volleyball court, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming. One evening the old farmer decided [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3C0LX-xm","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2068"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2068"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2068\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2068"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2068"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2068"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}