How to make a million dollars playing music?\u00c2 Start with two million.<\/p>\n
What do you call a beautiful woman on a musicians’ arm?\u00c2 A tattoo.<\/p>\n
The difference between a conductor and a bag of manure?\u00c2 The bag.<\/p>\n
What happens if you play blues or country backwards?\u00c2 Your wife returns, your dog comes back to life, and you get out of prison.<\/p>\n
What is a musician called who only knows 3 chords?\u00c2 A music critic.<\/p>\n
How do you keep your guitar from being stolen?\u00c2 Put it in a tuba case.<\/p>\n
What’s the difference between a drummer and a vacuum cleaner?\u00c2 You have to plug one in before it sucks.<\/p>\n
Rare sight: A lead singer who carries equipment other than a microphone and change of clothes.<\/p>\n
The difference between a bull and a lead singer fronting a brass band?\u00c2 The bull has the horns in front and the ass in the rear.<\/p>\n
How many Grateful Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?\u00c2 12,001.\u00c2 One to change it, 2.000 to record the event and take pictures, and 10,000 to follow it around until it burns out.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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