1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.<\/p>\n
2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.<\/p>\n
3. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.<\/p>\n
4. A day without sunshine is like, well, night.<\/p>\n
5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.<\/p>\n
6. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don’t.<\/p>\n
7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.<\/p>\n
8. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.<\/p>\n
9. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them.<\/p>\n
10. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.<\/p>\n
11. The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first.<\/p>\n
12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.<\/p>\n
13. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.<\/p>\n
14. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture.<\/p>\n
15. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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