{"id":2519,"date":"2007-02-16T17:52:57","date_gmt":"2007-02-16T23:52:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.conradaskland.com\/blog\/2008\/02\/magic-fairies-do-the-dishes\/"},"modified":"2008-02-22T08:19:15","modified_gmt":"2008-02-22T14:19:15","slug":"magic-fairies-do-the-dishes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/magic-fairies-do-the-dishes\/","title":{"rendered":"Magic Fairies do the dishes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> For years magic fairies have been doing my dishes. Sometimes the dishes pile up for a few days but the magic fairies always make their way around. I don&#8217;t leave food or money for them because fairies don&#8217;t eat food and don&#8217;t use money. It never occurred to me that there was something I should do because they were always there and I don&#8217;t fix what isn&#8217;t broken.<\/p>\n<p>So I&#8217;m on the road now sitting in my apartment far away from home and can&#8217;t help but notice how the dishes are piling up. I let USPS know I was going on the road but wasn&#8217;t aware of any particular protocol to let the magic fairies know. Or are they mad at me? Maybe I was supposed to leave money or food after all and nobody told me.<\/p>\n<p>I asked my family about it and they said they would look into it. I received this photo today detailing the tragic death of the magic fairies. This photo shows in detail how they actually clean the dishes&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/02\/dishwashing.jpg\" title=\"dishwashing.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/02\/dishwashing.jpg\" alt=\"dishwashing.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>So there really aren&#8217;t magic fairies that do the dishes? If someone had told me this a long time ago it could have saved me a lot of confusion.<\/p>\n<p>But just in case their are magic fairies, can you tell them that I&#8217;m in Canada and I need my dishes done?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For years magic fairies have been doing my dishes. Sometimes the dishes pile up for a few days but the magic fairies always make their way around. I don&#8217;t leave food or money for them because fairies don&#8217;t eat food and don&#8217;t use money. It never occurred to me that there was something I should [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3C0LX-ED","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2519"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2519"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2519\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2519"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2519"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2519"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}