{"id":2577,"date":"2008-02-19T22:01:50","date_gmt":"2008-02-20T04:01:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.conradaskland.com\/blog\/2008\/02\/the-canadian-hat-controversy\/"},"modified":"2008-02-19T22:02:28","modified_gmt":"2008-02-20T04:02:28","slug":"the-canadian-hat-controversy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/the-canadian-hat-controversy\/","title":{"rendered":"The Canadian Hat Controversy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/02\/cirque-macau-band.jpg\" title=\"cirque-macau-band.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/02\/cirque-macau-band.thumbnail.jpg\" alt=\"cirque-macau-band.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>So I had posted this photo last week of the Cirque band outside in Montreal, Canada. It was supposed to be one of those photos where people say, &#8220;Oh that&#8217;s cool, you&#8217;re playing with Cirque and there&#8217;s the band. Neat.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Instead I get all these emails and notes saying, &#8220;Hey, how come every one is wearing a hat but you? Don&#8217;t you know it&#8217;s cold outside. Let me send you a hat.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Thank you for the concern, but I don&#8217;t need one. Being Scandinavian, we are born with extra layers of blubber around our head. We&#8217;re not very smart because of that feature, but our heads are always warm.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s how we were able to row around the world pillaging you all. Now you know the secret.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I had posted this photo last week of the Cirque band outside in Montreal, Canada. It was supposed to be one of those photos where people say, &#8220;Oh that&#8217;s cool, you&#8217;re playing with Cirque and there&#8217;s the band. Neat.&#8221; Instead I get all these emails and notes saying, &#8220;Hey, how come every one is [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[48,16],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3C0LX-Fz","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2577"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2577"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2577\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2577"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2577"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2577"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}