{"id":2667,"date":"2008-03-10T16:54:12","date_gmt":"2008-03-10T22:54:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.conradaskland.com\/blog\/2008\/03\/music-joke-for-theory-geeks\/"},"modified":"2008-03-10T17:21:17","modified_gmt":"2008-03-10T23:21:17","slug":"music-joke-for-theory-geeks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/music-joke-for-theory-geeks\/","title":{"rendered":"Music Joke for Theory Geeks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em><strong>This has got to be the most exhausting music joke I have ever heard&#8230;<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>A C, an E-flat, and a G go into a bar.  The bartender says &#8220;Sorry, we don&#8217;t serve minors.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>So the E-flat leaves and the C and G have an open fifth between them.  After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished, the G is out flat.  An F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough.  A D comes in and heads for the bathroom saying &#8220;Excuse me, I&#8217;ll just be a second&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Then an A comes in, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor.  The bartender notices a B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and exclaims &#8220;Get out now.  You&#8217;re the seventh minor I&#8217;ve found in here tonight!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This has got to be the most exhausting music joke I have ever heard&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3C0LX-H1","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2667"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2667"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2667\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2667"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2667"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2667"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}