{"id":2734,"date":"2008-03-18T00:12:58","date_gmt":"2008-03-18T06:12:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.conradaskland.com\/blog\/2008\/03\/never-lie-to-a-woman\/"},"modified":"2008-03-18T00:14:12","modified_gmt":"2008-03-18T06:14:12","slug":"never-lie-to-a-woman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/never-lie-to-a-woman\/","title":{"rendered":"Never Lie to a Woman"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A man called home to his wife and said, &#8220;Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss &amp; several of his Friends.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;We&#8217;ll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I&#8217;ve been wanting, so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box? We&#8217;re leaving from the office &amp; I will swing by the house to pick my things up. Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked.<\/p>\n<p>The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.<\/p>\n<p>The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish.<\/p>\n<p>He said, &#8220;Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why didn&#8217;t you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The wife replied, &#8220;I did. They&#8217;re in your fishing box..&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man called home to his wife and said, &#8220;Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss &amp; several of his Friends.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3C0LX-I6","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2734"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2734"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2734\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2734"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2734"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2734"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}