{"id":2770,"date":"2008-03-22T09:00:25","date_gmt":"2008-03-22T15:00:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.conradaskland.com\/blog\/2008\/03\/things-to-learn-from-the-easter-bunny\/"},"modified":"2008-03-22T09:00:25","modified_gmt":"2008-03-22T15:00:25","slug":"things-to-learn-from-the-easter-bunny","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/things-to-learn-from-the-easter-bunny\/","title":{"rendered":"Things to Learn from the Easter Bunny"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>ALL I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT LIFE<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>I LEARNED FROM THE EASTER BUNNY<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t put all of your eggs in one basket<\/p>\n<p>Walk softly and carry a big carrot<br \/>\n<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Everyone needs a friend who is all ears<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s no such thing as too much candy<\/p>\n<p>All work and no play can make you a basket case<\/p>\n<p>A cute little tail attracts a lot of attention<\/p>\n<p>Everyone is entitled to a bad hare day<\/p>\n<p>Some body parts should be floppy<\/p>\n<p>Keep your paws off other people&#8217;s jellybeans<\/p>\n<p>Good things come in small sugarcoated packages<\/p>\n<p>The grass is always greener in someone else&#8217;s basket<\/p>\n<p>An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare<\/p>\n<p>To show your true colors you have to come out of your shell<\/p>\n<p>The best things in life are still sweet and gooey.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>ALL I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT LIFE I LEARNED FROM THE EASTER BUNNY Don&#8217;t put all of your eggs in one basket Walk softly and carry a big carrot<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3C0LX-IG","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2770"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2770"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2770\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2770"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2770"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2770"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}