{"id":2843,"date":"2008-04-22T21:49:28","date_gmt":"2008-04-23T03:49:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.conradaskland.com\/blog\/2008\/04\/how-to-eat-with-chopsticks\/"},"modified":"2008-04-23T03:50:37","modified_gmt":"2008-04-23T09:50:37","slug":"how-to-eat-with-chopsticks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/how-to-eat-with-chopsticks\/","title":{"rendered":"How to Eat with Chopsticks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/chopsticks.jpg\" title=\"chopsticks.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/chopsticks.jpg\" alt=\"chopsticks.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>How do you eat with chopsticks? I&#8217;ve been shown so many times and I just don&#8217;t get it. I&#8217;m tired of Chinese people laughing at me and bringing out the silverware.<\/p>\n<p>The guy in this picture is making fun of my chopstick skills. He&#8217;s a chopstick pro. But he&#8217;s a drummer; he&#8217;s used to holding sticks.<\/p>\n<p>I bought 10 pairs of chopstix today. I&#8217;m ready for action. Please help me&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>********<\/p>\n<p><strong>After posting this, someone sent me this YouTube link on how to eat with chopsticks:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>httpv:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=AjuD52s0GBs&amp;feature=related<\/p>\n<p><strong>And a chopstick warning:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/chopsticks-warning.jpg\" title=\"chopsticks-warning.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/chopsticks-warning.jpg\" alt=\"chopsticks-warning.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>ADAPT AND CONQUER:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/adaptand-conquer.jpg\" title=\"adaptand-conquer.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/adaptand-conquer.jpg\" alt=\"adaptand-conquer.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How do you eat with chopsticks? I&#8217;ve been shown so many times and I just don&#8217;t get it. I&#8217;m tired of Chinese people laughing at me and bringing out the silverware. The guy in this picture is making fun of my chopstick skills. He&#8217;s a chopstick pro. But he&#8217;s a drummer; he&#8217;s used to holding [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[47],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3C0LX-JR","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2843"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2843"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2843\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2843"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2843"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2843"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}