{"id":2872,"date":"2008-05-01T23:16:39","date_gmt":"2008-05-02T05:16:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.conradaskland.com\/blog\/2008\/05\/reader-needs-money\/"},"modified":"2008-05-01T23:16:39","modified_gmt":"2008-05-02T05:16:39","slug":"reader-needs-money","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/reader-needs-money\/","title":{"rendered":"Reader Needs Money"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Email received:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>Hello. My english very bad, because i&#8217;m russian. I must have $2000 to the<br \/>\nend of this month.\u00c2\u00a0 I have $1500. Please help me. Contact me<\/em><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>*****************<\/p>\n<p>Hi Anonymous,<\/p>\n<p>Thank you for your email and I am glad to be of assistance. After pouring over the details, and with the help of a calculator, I have discovered the root of your problem. You are short by five hundred dollars. If you have another $500 then you will have the amount you need. Ironically, my price for this tech support service is also $500. So unfortunately you&#8217;re now down a thousand dollars. I, however, will refund you the $500 for my tech support (which also happens to be the amount you are short). So you now have all the money you need.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Email received: Hello. My english very bad, because i&#8217;m russian. I must have $2000 to the end of this month.\u00c2\u00a0 I have $1500. Please help me. Contact me<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3C0LX-Kk","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2872"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2872"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2872\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2872"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2872"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2872"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}