{"id":2946,"date":"2008-06-15T08:28:31","date_gmt":"2008-06-15T14:28:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.conradaskland.com\/blog\/2008\/06\/38-ways-to-piss-people-off\/"},"modified":"2008-06-15T08:28:31","modified_gmt":"2008-06-15T14:28:31","slug":"38-ways-to-piss-people-off","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/38-ways-to-piss-people-off\/","title":{"rendered":"38 Ways to Piss People Off"},"content":{"rendered":"

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  1. Eat produce at the grocery store and don’t pay for it.<\/li>\n
  2. Gamble with the rent money.<\/li>\n
  3. Record over a borrowed vcr tape<\/li>\n
  4. Tell people that they are in your will, even if they aren’t.<\/li>\n
  5. When giving out directions, leave out a turn or two.<\/li>\n
  6. Don’t make up your mind.<\/li>\n
  7. Improve your posture by walking with your nose in the air.<\/li>\n
  8. Remind people who lose their job that they should work harder.<\/li>\n
  9. Comment on the weight gain of others.<\/li>\n
  10. Keep a pile of wisecracks for tense and serious situations.<\/li>\n
  11. Answer a question with a question.<\/li>\n
  12. See what it takes for the lifeguard to blow the whistle.<\/li>\n
  13. Add the straw that breaks the camels back.<\/li>\n
  14. Practice pulling the wool over people’s faces.<\/li>\n
  15. Put a title like Senator or Doctor before your name when making dinner or hotel reservations.<\/li>\n
  16. Don’t volunteer for the back seat and never take the middle one.<\/li>\n
  17. Before exiting the elevator, push all the buttons.<\/li>\n
  18. Put off until tomorrow whatever you can do the day after tomorrow.<\/li>\n
  19. Spot test “Wet Paint” signs.<\/li>\n
  20. Underline in other peoples books.<\/li>\n
  21. If you can’t think of something nice, say something nasty.<\/li>\n
  22. Take the labels off of unopened cans.<\/li>\n
  23. Put a rude message on someone elses answering machine.<\/li>\n
  24. Leave your underwear in the sink.<\/li>\n
  25. Chew other peoples pencils.<\/li>\n
  26. Support the death penalty for parking tickets.<\/li>\n
  27. Get a backseat drivers license.<\/li>\n
  28. Repeat yourself.<\/li>\n
  29. Repeat yourself.<\/li>\n
  30. Use the whole can of starter fluid on the charcoal.<\/li>\n
  31. Put things back where they don’t belong.<\/li>\n
  32. Have belching contests in restaurants.<\/li>\n
  33. Make the same mistake twice.<\/li>\n
  34. Get up on the wrong side of bed.<\/li>\n
  35. Glue a chip on your shoulder.<\/li>\n
  36. Put salt in sugar containers.<\/li>\n
  37. Blow out other peoples birthday candles.<\/li>\n
  38. Cut off people in the middle of their sentences.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Eat produce at the grocery store and don’t pay for it. Gamble with the rent money. Record over a borrowed vcr tape Tell people that they are in your will, even if they aren’t. When giving out directions, leave out a turn or two.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3C0LX-Lw","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2946"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2946"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2946\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2946"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2946"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2946"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}