{"id":2985,"date":"2008-06-30T07:38:54","date_gmt":"2008-06-30T13:38:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.conradaskland.com\/blog\/2008\/06\/beware-of-dog\/"},"modified":"2008-06-30T07:38:54","modified_gmt":"2008-06-30T13:38:54","slug":"beware-of-dog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/beware-of-dog\/","title":{"rendered":"Beware of Dog"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00c2\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/06\/dog-warning.jpg\" title=\"dog-warning.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/06\/dog-warning.jpg\" alt=\"dog-warning.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>A friend sent me this. An actual tombstone from a front lawn. &#8220;Here he lies all stiff and hard &#8211; The last darn dog that crapped in this yard.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00c2\u00a0 A friend sent me this. An actual tombstone from a front lawn. &#8220;Here he lies all stiff and hard &#8211; The last darn dog that crapped in this yard.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3C0LX-M9","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2985"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2985"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2985\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2985"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2985"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2985"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}