{"id":3172,"date":"2008-09-16T21:16:07","date_gmt":"2008-09-17T03:16:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.conradaskland.com\/blog\/2008\/09\/church-joke-728\/"},"modified":"2008-09-16T21:16:07","modified_gmt":"2008-09-17T03:16:07","slug":"church-joke-728","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/church-joke-728\/","title":{"rendered":"Church Joke #728"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One Sunday morning, the priest noticed little Alex standing in the foyer of the church staring up at a large plaque. It was covered with names and small American flags mounted on either side of it.<\/p>\n<p><!--more-->The six-year old had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the priest walked up, stood beside the little boy, and said quietly, &#8216;Good morning Alex.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Good morning Father,&#8217; he replied, still focused on the plaque. &#8216;Father, what is this?<\/p>\n<p>The priest said, &#8216;Well son, it&#8217;s a memorial to all the young men and women who died in the service.&#8217;\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Soberly, they just stood together, staring at the large plaque.<\/p>\n<p>Finally, little Alex&#8217;s voice, barely audible and trembling with fear asked, &#8216;Which service, the 8:00 or the 10:00?&#8217;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One Sunday morning, the priest noticed little Alex standing in the foyer of the church staring up at a large plaque. It was covered with names and small American flags mounted on either side of it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3C0LX-Pa","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3172"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3172"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3172\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3172"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3172"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3172"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}