{"id":3460,"date":"2008-11-19T23:47:49","date_gmt":"2008-11-20T05:47:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.conradaskland.com\/blog\/?p=3460"},"modified":"2008-11-19T23:47:49","modified_gmt":"2008-11-20T05:47:49","slug":"maintaining-a-healthy-level-of-insanity","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/maintaining-a-healthy-level-of-insanity\/","title":{"rendered":"Maintaining a Healthy Level of Insanity"},"content":{"rendered":"

Here are 13 things you can do to maintain a healthy level of insanity.<\/p>\n

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  1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.<\/li>\n
  2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don’t Disguise Your Voice.<\/li>\n
  3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something,\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 ask If They Want Fries with that.<\/li>\n
  4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks .\u00c2\u00a0 Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.<\/li>\n
  5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ‘ For Marijuana’<\/li>\n
  6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.<\/li>\n
  7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.<\/li>\n
  8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is ‘To Go’.<\/li>\n
  9. Sing Along At The Opera.<\/li>\n
  10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can’t Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.<\/li>\n
  11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream ‘I Won!\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 I Won!’<\/li>\n
  12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling ‘Run For Your Lives!\u00c2\u00a0 They’re Loose!’<\/li>\n
  13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, ‘Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.’<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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