{"id":3802,"date":"2009-01-10T11:51:17","date_gmt":"2009-01-10T17:51:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.conradaskland.com\/blog\/?p=3802"},"modified":"2009-01-10T11:51:17","modified_gmt":"2009-01-10T17:51:17","slug":"praying-for-heineken","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/praying-for-heineken\/","title":{"rendered":"Praying for Heineken"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m at a local village gathering for National Children&#8217;s Day in Thailand when a bus of monks pulls up (complete with the yellow robes like in the movies). I&#8217;m brought over to where they all sit down as a little crowd of about 30 of us kneel in front of them.<\/p>\n<p>Chanting and praying starts &#8211; I fold my hands when it looks like I&#8217;m supposed to and bow when I&#8217;m supposed to. I think I was very professional overall. But I was a little nervous as to what we were actually praying for because I didn&#8217;t understand the chant.<\/p>\n<p>Then the monk passes in front of us and drenches us in water; from what looked like long incense sticks dipped in water. During this time I was thinking of the Beatles when they went out meditating, and wondered if I should have dressed a little more hippy instead of my Polo shirt.<\/p>\n<p>Before the monk bus left one of them came up to me and said &#8220;God Bless You&#8221;. And God did, because after that we had all the ice cream we could eat and all the Heineken we could drink &#8211; ALL DAY. I understand Buddhism now, and I also understand why they spend so many hours meditating and praying. If the ice cream and beer is good &#8211; it&#8217;s worth the time invested.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m at a local village gathering for National Children&#8217;s Day in Thailand when a bus of monks pulls up (complete with the yellow robes like in the movies). I&#8217;m brought over to where they all sit down as a little crowd of about 30 of us kneel in front of them. Chanting and praying starts [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[46],"tags":[910,2029,1632,2025,194,2022,2028,2026,2021,1169,1068,2027,2023,497],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3C0LX-Zk","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3802"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3802"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3802\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3803,"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3802\/revisions\/3803"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3802"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3802"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3802"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}