{"id":3855,"date":"2009-01-26T10:31:54","date_gmt":"2009-01-26T16:31:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.conradaskland.com\/blog\/?p=3855"},"modified":"2009-01-26T10:31:54","modified_gmt":"2009-01-26T16:31:54","slug":"dear-china","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/dear-china\/","title":{"rendered":"Dear China"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dear China,<\/p>\n<p>Please stop lighting all those firecrackers. I realize it&#8217;s Gung Hey Fat Choy of the Ox, but I really need to sleep. And I mean c&#8217;mon, firecrackers? Doesn&#8217;t that get old? You&#8217;ll shoot yer eye out kid&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Boom &#8211; Boom &#8211; Boom. Ok, we get it&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear China, Please stop lighting all those firecrackers. I realize it&#8217;s Gung Hey Fat Choy of the Ox, but I really need to sleep. And I mean c&#8217;mon, firecrackers? Doesn&#8217;t that get old? You&#8217;ll shoot yer eye out kid&#8230; Boom &#8211; Boom &#8211; Boom. Ok, we get it&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[47],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3C0LX-10b","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3855"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3855"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3855\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3857,"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3855\/revisions\/3857"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3855"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3855"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3855"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}