{"id":3940,"date":"2009-02-12T22:13:11","date_gmt":"2009-02-13T04:13:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.conradaskland.com\/blog\/?p=3940"},"modified":"2009-02-13T22:33:43","modified_gmt":"2009-02-14T04:33:43","slug":"squid-answers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/squid-answers\/","title":{"rendered":"Squid Answers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3939\" title=\"Answers by Conrad\" src=\"http:\/\/www.conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/answers-by.jpg\" alt=\"Answers by Conrad\" width=\"640\" height=\"515\" srcset=\"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/answers-by.jpg 640w, https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/answers-by-300x241.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Wow, this picture even scares me. Thank you (or curse you!) to my Canadian friend for creating this monstrosity and sending to me.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, that&#8217;s me in the crown. And I should explain the octopus but it&#8217;s a little confusing. I&#8217;m not sure how it started, but my alter ego on many of my websites as admin is a squid. I think it started because I run so many websites but don&#8217;t post a lot on them, so people would say I just came up for air every once in a while and then would submerge mysteriously. Over the years it&#8217;s progressed to me actually posting squid videos in my profiles. I think it&#8217;s fun for members to think a squid runs their website, I don&#8217;t know.<\/p>\n<p>I guess that&#8217;s how we get some of our strange traditions and cultural memes over generations. Something starts out making sense and then it gets all convoluted.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wow, this picture even scares me. Thank you (or curse you!) to my Canadian friend for creating this monstrosity and sending to me. Yes, that&#8217;s me in the crown. And I should explain the octopus but it&#8217;s a little confusing. I&#8217;m not sure how it started, but my alter ego on many of my websites [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[48,7],"tags":[2295,2268,2271,913,2273,2269,2270,2272,2007,2277,2274,2278,2275],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3C0LX-11y","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3940"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3940"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3940\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3944,"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3940\/revisions\/3944"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3940"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3940"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3940"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}