{"id":3996,"date":"2009-02-22T13:27:30","date_gmt":"2009-02-22T19:27:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.conradaskland.com\/blog\/?p=3996"},"modified":"2009-02-22T13:27:30","modified_gmt":"2009-02-22T19:27:30","slug":"evolution-joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/evolution-joke\/","title":{"rendered":"Evolution Joke"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A little girl asked her father:\u00a0 &#8220;How did the human race appear?&#8221; The father answered, &#8220;Many years ago there were monkeys from\u00a0 which the human race evolved.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Two days later the girl asked her mother the same question.\u00a0 The\u00a0 mother answered, &#8220;God made Adam and Eve; they had children; and so\u00a0 was all mankind made.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The confused girl said to her mother &#8220;How is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The mother answered, &#8220;Well dear, it&#8217;s very simple.\u00a0 Your father told you about his side of the family and I told you about mine!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A little girl asked her father:\u00a0 &#8220;How did the human race appear?&#8221; The father answered, &#8220;Many years ago there were monkeys from\u00a0 which the human race evolved.&#8221; Two days later the girl asked her mother the same question.\u00a0 The\u00a0 mother answered, &#8220;God made Adam and Eve; they had children; and so\u00a0 was all mankind made.&#8221; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[2226,2363,2359,194,2358,2361,2362,2360],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3C0LX-12s","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3996"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3996"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3996\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3998,"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3996\/revisions\/3998"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3996"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3996"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3996"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}