{"id":4351,"date":"2009-08-31T11:34:59","date_gmt":"2009-08-31T17:34:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.conradaskland.com\/blog\/?p=4351"},"modified":"2009-08-31T11:55:18","modified_gmt":"2009-08-31T17:55:18","slug":"jp-patches-and-the-simon-says-scam","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/jp-patches-and-the-simon-says-scam\/","title":{"rendered":"JP Patches and the Simon Says Scam"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>httpv:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=lXYZLGKErNg<\/p>\n<p>Somebody gets a little ticked when JP hands out suckers instead of $100 bills. Or better yet, what happens when JP Patches promises $100 to the winner of Simon Says and doesn&#8217;t pay out?<\/p>\n<p>Note to the little kid who got pissed: You were right on. You should NOT have backed down. JP owes you $100 my friend. And a note to Mr. JP: You know most of us loved your show as a kid. You and Gertrude were the bomb. But come on now &#8211; this skit wasn&#8217;t funny. Pony up and pay the kid. I have spoken. Make it so&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>Check it out at 3:30 when the kid yells &#8220;Liar&#8221;. JP says &#8220;he&#8217;s going to be an attorney&#8221; and asks for an apology. Kid &#8211; You&#8217;re my hero, your parents raised you right.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>httpv:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=lXYZLGKErNg Somebody gets a little ticked when JP hands out suckers instead of $100 bills. Or better yet, what happens when JP Patches promises $100 to the winner of Simon Says and doesn&#8217;t pay out? Note to the little kid who got pissed: You were right on. You should NOT have backed down. JP owes [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[3110,3107,3104,3103,3102,3106,3109,2469,3108,3105],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3C0LX-18b","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4351"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4351"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4351\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4353,"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4351\/revisions\/4353"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4351"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4351"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4351"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}