httpv:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=-Psfn6iOfS8<\/p>\n
This Auto-Tune the News stuff is great. Hope you enjoy it. My winner in this for forced-rhyme-of-the-year is “you know it’s unconstitutional to take away a god-given pharmaceutical”. Incidentally, I believe it was Mozart who said there is nothing worse than a forced rhyme. But then again, he never heard the news auto-tuned!<\/p>\n
The beat is a lightly remixed version of 100th Sight by Kapluckus (a Gregory Residence band consisting of Constance Waddell, Michael Gregory, Jamie Forrest, Stuart Harrison and Jacob Crigler)<\/p>\n
\nLyrics:<\/p>\n
NG: Hey-ohhhh! Congress! Climate change bill! Let’s get our debate on–1,2,3<\/p>\n
MB:
\nIt is time to stand up and say
\nWe get to choose
\nWe get to choose
\nIt’s one of the two
\nliberty or tyranny<\/p>\n
EG: can we please choose something in between? mediocrity?
\nMG: chastity?
\nHW: puppetry?
\nOB: obesity?
\nJE: marijuanity? pretty please?!<\/p>\n
MB: The underlying bill represents the tyranny of the government
\nIt’s our choice, what will we choose today?
\nWill we choose liberty, or will we choose tyranny?<\/p>\n
MG: it all depends–who gets to be the tyrant?
\nSG: I thought this bill was about the climate<\/p>\n
NP: Just remember these 4 words
\nFor what this legislation means
\nJobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs
\nLet’s vote for jobs
\nCC: and jobs
\nNP: and jobs
\nCC: don’t forget about jobs<\/p>\n
Speaker: Those in favor say “aye”.
\nCC: AAAAYYE!
\nSpeaker: Those opposed, “no”.<\/p>\n
JB:
\nHell no! Hell no! Hell noooooooo!!
\nThe fight that we have between the 2 sides of the aisle boils down to one word:
\nJB: freedom
\nCC: freedom!
\nJB: freedom
\nCC: freedom!
\nJB: freedom that will allow the American people to live their lives
\nhell no!
\nNano Man: hell no!
\nJB: hell no!
\nNano Man: hell no!
\nJB: hell noooooooo!
\nNano Man: hell no!
\nLet’s allow America to flourish to allow jobs to flourish, and allow freedom to flourish!
\nhell noooooooo!
\n———————
\nSP:
\nI’m not wired to operate under the same old politics as usual.
\nWith this announcement that I’m not seeking re-election, I’ve determined that it’s best to transfer the authority of governor to Lieutenant Governor Parnell.<\/p>\n
RS:
\nHey, could she be pregnant?<\/p>\n
EG: Pregnant with ideas bout how to run for president!<\/p>\n
CW:
\nInteresting and perhaps successful strategy to win her the presidency.<\/p>\n
MG: To win you gotta quit!
\nEG: To quit you gotta win!
\nMG: the chips are on the table –
\nWK: She’s really all in.
\nBut it’s high risk.<\/p>\n
JL:
\nThe people who like her
\nAre still gonna like her
\nThe people who have doubts about her
\nAre just gonna have the same doubts
\nEG: No doubt
\nJL: Same doubts
\nMG: SHAWTAYEE
\nAll: Same doubts!<\/p>\n
———————-
\nCouric:
\nWhat do you do if you have Tylenol and other medications with acetaminophen?<\/p>\n
JE: I take a fistful of pills
\nand get busy mixin em in my gin<\/p>\n
What about Vicodin and Percocet? Will they be banned ultimately?<\/p>\n
JE: Not if I can help it!
\nYou know it’s unconstitutional
\nTo take away my God-given pharmaceuticals<\/p>\n
———————–
\nBO: I have warned that one day
\nMichael Jackson would wake up dead
\nWake up, wake up dead
\nMeredith, I had warned everyone–
\nSG: –He told you so
\nBO: –one day we’re going to have this experience
\nI feared this day
\nAnd here we are
\nKeith, people often die
\nfor very strange reasons
\nThey wake up dead
\nWake up, wake up dead
\nEG: wakin up
\nMG: wakin up
\nBO: wakin up
\nKC: wakin up
\nEG: wakin up is a strange reason to diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie
\n…….whoo!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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