{"id":5277,"date":"2010-11-24T22:52:07","date_gmt":"2010-11-25T04:52:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.conradaskland.com\/blog\/?p=5277"},"modified":"2010-11-24T22:52:07","modified_gmt":"2010-11-25T04:52:07","slug":"jingle-bells-my-christmas-fart-cd","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/jingle-bells-my-christmas-fart-cd\/","title":{"rendered":"Jingle Bells &#8211; My Christmas Fart CD"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>httpv:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=FKf5o2reC1I<\/p>\n<p>Hey kids, it&#8217;s Christmas time again. You know what that means. Time to dig out your favorite Christmas Fart CD. May I recommend a Farting Christmas by Santa&#8217;s Farting Elves. Yes, I produced this. Yes, I think it&#8217;s funny. No, I do not think it is offensive to the Christmas spirit. Ok, that should pre-empt most of the hate mail.<\/p>\n<p>Available on Itunes, and also on Amazon.com for Mp3 download or physical CD at:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B000BY897G\" target=\"_blank\">http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B000BY897G<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>httpv:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=FKf5o2reC1I Hey kids, it&#8217;s Christmas time again. You know what that means. Time to dig out your favorite Christmas Fart CD. May I recommend a Farting Christmas by Santa&#8217;s Farting Elves. Yes, I produced this. Yes, I think it&#8217;s funny. No, I do not think it is offensive to the Christmas spirit. Ok, that should [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[48,3],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3C0LX-1n7","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5277"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5277"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5277\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5278,"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5277\/revisions\/5278"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5277"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5277"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5277"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}