{"id":539,"date":"2006-10-18T15:55:47","date_gmt":"2006-10-18T21:55:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.conradaskland.com\/blog\/?p=539"},"modified":"2006-10-18T16:42:14","modified_gmt":"2006-10-18T22:42:14","slug":"the-mystery-of-esteban-revealed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/the-mystery-of-esteban-revealed\/","title":{"rendered":"The Mystery of Esteban Revealed"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" align=\"left\" id=\"image535\" alt=\"esteban3.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/10\/esteban3.jpg\" \/>Who is this man of mystery that has been selling acoustic guitars for years on late night infomercials? I delve deeper as investigative music reporter as a service to the public. And a little help from some members on my forums.<\/p>\n<p>Esteban is so muy gaucho, but in our investigative research we find some previous personalities that he seems to resemble in uncanny fashion. I present here the results of our rigorous research.<\/p>\n<p>And our favorite line from his infomercials: <span class=\"postbody\">&#8220;And with this switch you can sound like Metallica&#8221;.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>.<\/p>\n<p>.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"hamburglar.jpg\" id=\"image536\" src=\"http:\/\/www.conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/10\/hamburglar.jpg\" \/><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image537\" alt=\"esteban.gif\" src=\"http:\/\/www.conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/10\/esteban.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<p>.<\/p>\n<p>.<\/p>\n<p>.<\/p>\n<p>.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"zuper.jpg\" id=\"image538\" src=\"http:\/\/www.conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/10\/zuper.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image535\" alt=\"esteban3.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/10\/esteban3.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Who is this man of mystery that has been selling acoustic guitars for years on late night infomercials? I delve deeper as investigative music reporter as a service to the public. And a little help from some members on my forums. Esteban is so muy gaucho, but in our investigative research we find some previous [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16,3],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3C0LX-8H","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/539"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=539"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/539\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=539"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=539"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=539"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}