{"id":5438,"date":"2011-05-24T00:13:41","date_gmt":"2011-05-24T06:13:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.conradaskland.com\/blog\/?p=5438"},"modified":"2011-05-24T00:13:41","modified_gmt":"2011-05-24T06:13:41","slug":"the-clown-le-queloune","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/the-clown-le-queloune\/","title":{"rendered":"The Clown (Le Queloune)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>httpv:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=dG8wsae-6tU<\/p>\n<p>Everybody&#8217;s afraid of zombies&#8230; But try to imagine your self waking up from the dead&#8230; How would you feel?<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Comment:<\/p>\n<p>This may be sick, but I actually sort of feel for the clown : \/<\/p>\n<p>Like, it really doesn&#8217;t seem that he has the intention of hurting anyone at first, seeing how terrified and ashamed he looks when he sees the woman, but he has to do what he has to do to survive.<\/p>\n<p>To be fair, if I woke up from the dead with my brain intact but a decaying\ufeff body, I&#8217;d be in a desperate situation for food and water too. I&#8217;d eat any of you guys here without a second thought! : D<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>httpv:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=dG8wsae-6tU Everybody&#8217;s afraid of zombies&#8230; But try to imagine your self waking up from the dead&#8230; How would you feel?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3C0LX-1pI","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5438"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5438"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5438\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5439,"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5438\/revisions\/5439"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5438"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5438"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5438"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}