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At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down<\/p>\n Finally, the guys’ side of the story.<\/p>\n We always hear “the rules”<\/p>\n From the female side.<\/p>\n Now here are the rules from the male side. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. 1. Sunday sports. It’s like the full moon 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. 1. Crying is blackmail.<\/p>\n 1. Ask for what you want. 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.<\/p>\n 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do. 1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem. 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. 1. If you won’t dress like the Victoria ‘s Secret girls, don’t Expect us to act like soap opera guys.<\/p>\n 1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are. 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of them makes you sad or angry, then we meant the other one<\/p>\n 1. You can either ask us to do something 1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.<\/p>\n 1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.<\/p>\n 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. 1. If it itches, it will be scratched. 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say “nothing,” We will act like nothing’s wrong. 1. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, Expect an answer you don’t want to hear.<\/p>\n 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine…Really.<\/p>\n 1. Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, 1. You hav e enough clothes.<\/p>\n 1. You have too many shoes.<\/p>\n 1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!<\/p>\n 1. Thank you for reading this. But did you know men really don’t mind that? It’s like camping.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally, the guys’ side of the story. We always hear “the rules” From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note… these are all numbered “1” ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3C0LX-cH","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/787"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=787"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/787\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=787"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=787"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/conradaskland.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=787"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nThese are our rules!
\nPlease note… these are all numbered “1”
\nON PURPOSE!
\n1. Men are NOT mind readers.<\/p>\n
\nYou’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down.
\nWe need it up, you need it down.
\nYou don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.<\/p>\n
\nor the changing of the tides.
\nLet it be.<\/p>\n
\nAnd no, we are never going to think of it that way.<\/p>\n
\nLet us be clear on this one:
\nSubtle hints do not work!
\nStrong hints do not work!
\nObvious hints do not work!
\nJust say it!<\/p>\n
\nSympathy is what your girlfriends are for.<\/p>\n
\nSee a doctor.<\/p>\n
\nIn fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.<\/p>\n
\nDon’t ask us.<\/p>\n
\nOr tell us how you want it done.
\nNot both.
\nIf you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.<\/p>\n
\nPeach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.<\/p>\n
\nWe do that.<\/p>\n
\nWe know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle, besides we know you will bring it up again later.<\/p>\n
\nor golf.<\/p>\n
\nYes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;<\/p>\n