Stanford University History – Gingham Dress

THE GINGHAM DRESS

A lady in a faded gingham dress and her husband, dressed in a homespun threadbare suit, stepped off the train in Boston, and walked timidly without an appointment into the President’s outer office.

The secretary could tell in a moment that such backwoods, country hicks had no business at Harvard & probably didn’t even deserve to be in Cambridge. “We’d like to see the president,” the man said softly.

“He will be busy all day,” the secretary snapped.

“We will wait,” the lady replied.

For hours the secretary ignored them, hoping that the couple would finally become discouraged and go away. They didn’t,and the secretary grew frustrated and finally decided to disturb the president, even though it was a chore she always regretted.

“Maybe if you see them for a few minutes, they’ll leave,” she said to him!

He sighed in exasperation and nodded. Someone of his importance obviously didn’t have the time to spend with them, and he detested gingham dresses and homespun suits cluttering up his outer office.

The president, stern faced and with dignity, strutted toward the couple.

The lady told him! , “We had a son who attended Harvard for one year. He loved Harvard. He was happy here But about a year ago, he was accidentally killed. My husband and I would like to erect a memorial to him, somewhere on campus.

” The president wasn’t touched. He was shocked.

“Madam,” he said, gruffly, “we can’t put up a statue for every person who attended Harvard and died.. If we did, this place would look like a cemetery.”

“Oh, no,” the lady explained quickly. “We don’t want to erect a statue. We thought we would like to give a building to Harvard.”

The president rolled his eyes. He glanced at the gingham dress and homespun suit, then e xclaimed, “A building! Do you
have any earthly idea how much a building costs? We have over seven and a half million dollars in the physical buildings here at Harvard.”

For a moment the lady was silent.

The president was pleased. Maybe he could get rid of them now.

The lady turned to her husband and said quietly, “Is that all it cost to start a university? Why don’t we just start our own?”

Her husband nodded. The president’s face wilted in confusion and bewilderment.

Mr. and Mrs. Leland Stanford got up and walked away, traveling to Palo Alto, California where they established the university that bears their name, Stanford University , a memorial to a son that Harvard no longer cared about.

You can easily judge the character of others by how they treat those who they think can do nothing for them.

A TRUE STORY By Malcolm Forbes

I hope to keep this in mind whenever I start to judge.

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NOTE FROM CONRAD

This story isn’t true. It’s a great feel good story but it’s made up. I get so many intriguing stories forwarded to me each week via email and it’s VERY rare they are true when they say “TRUE STORY” or “FORWARD THIS TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW”.

There’s usually an element of truth in it, that’s what makes a good urban legend. How do you check up on things like this? Well….there’s a thing called the internet, and a thing called Google. Copy part of the main text of the story in question and you’ll get search results. If that doesn’t work add the word “urban”, “legend” or “hoax” and you’ll find sites documenting it’s authenticity.

It took me about ten seconds to find two websites documenting the hoax, and another five seconds for a rebuttal from the Stanford University website – found on a search of “Stanford University History”. Please check your stories out before you bombard your friends.

RESPONSE ABOUT THIS URBAN LEGEND
FROM THE STANFORD UNIVERSITY WEBSITE

http://www.stanford.edu
URL of this article on Stanford Website

You may have heard a story that a lady in “faded gingham” (Jane Stanford) and a man dressed in a “homespun threadbare suit” (Leland Stanford) went to visit the president of Harvard, were rebuffed, and as a result, went on to found their own university in Palo Alto. This untrue story is an urban myth, and Stanford’s archivist has prepared a response for those desiring more information:

For what it is worth, there was a book written by the then Harvard president’s son that may have started the twist on actual events.

Leland Stanford Junior was just short of his 16th birthday when he died of typhoid fever in Florence, Italy on March 13, 1884. He had not spent a year at Harvard before his death, nor was he “accidentally killed.” Following Leland Junior’s death, the Stanfords determined to found an institution in his name that would serve the “children of California.”

Detained on the East Coast following their return from Europe, the Stanfords visited a number of universities and consulted with the presidents of each. The account of their visit with Charles W. Eliot at Harvard is actually recounted by Eliot himself in a letter sent to David Starr Jordan (Stanford’s first president) in 1919. At the point the Stanfords met with Eliot, they apparently had not yet decided about whether to establish a university, a technical school or a museum. Eliot recommended a university and told them the endowment should be $5 million. Accepted accounts indicate that Jane and Leland looked at each other and agreed they could manage that amount.

The thought of Leland and Jane, by this time quite wealthy, arriving at Harvard in a faded gingham dress and homespun threadbare suit is quite entertaining. And, as a former governor of California and well-known railroad baron, they likely were not knowingly kept waiting for too long outside Eliot’s office. The Stanfords also visited Cornell, MIT and Johns Hopkins.

The Stanfords established two institutions in Leland Junior’s name — the University and the Museum, which was originally planned for San Francisco, but moved to adjoin the university.

Conrad’s Top Ten Tennis Rules

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I’ve been playing a lot of tennis lately and am a little fuzzy on the rules. My partner and I are not very good so we’ve altered the rules a little bit.

CONRAD’S TENNIS RULES

  1. “Out of Bounds” means it went over the tennis court fence. Person closest to the gate has to walk out and get it. Note to self: Never take the side closest to the gate.
  2. Extra Points – Players receive one extra point for each time the ball bounces before return.
  3. If you totally miss the ball entirely, player must stare at their racket for two seconds to find the hole.
  4. Every once in a while try to hit the other player with the tennis ball, just to see if you can.
  5. If sending two balls to the opponent, be sure to send them at the same time so they both reach the opponent at the same time. Then laugh at them that they missed one of them.
  6. When opponent is collecting balls and has their back turned to you, lob one real high at them.
  7. If players in the court next to you are competitive seasoned pros, be sure to announce to them “Hey, we’re not very good.” Just in case there was confusion and they had also thought you were a pro. If they respond “We’re not either”, then you know it’s ok to lob balls at them. If they respond any other way, stare at them coldly for being snobs.
  8. When playing a game, giggle a little bit every time you say “Love All”.
  9. Everytime you fail to return the opponent’s ball you should yell loudly “Out”; whether it is or not.
  10. When opponent returns the ball to opposite side of the court from where you are standing, give them “the look” that says “you’re a real jerk.”Eventually they’ll get tired of it and just hit the ball to you.

Hitting the Big Time: Recycled on Ebay

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Well either I’m on my way up or on my way down. Just by chance I saw an auction on Ebay where someone is selling a CD I produced. The CD on the right in this picture is the New Faces Volume Four that I produced for Road Records recording studio in Southern California. Ironically, Road Records (Victorville, CA 1989-2004) never sold any CD’s in the New Faces series. They were given away free as promo. Artists paid small fees for combined recording time and duplication of the project but the record label never sold them directly to the public.

My life is being recycled on Ebay. I always wondered how artists must feel when they see their CD’s at the dollar store!

Track List from New Faces Volume Four
(Thanks to my Ebay buddy)

1) Intro – My Mom
2) Conrad Askland: Let’s Get The Party Started
3) Mudfish: Shotgun Sam
4) Sarah Caruso: The Right Touch
5) I Have A Hairy Back
6) Broken Melody: Broken Haerted Shoulder
7) Things Go Better With Butter
8.) Butter: It’s All Good
9) Gailyn Addis: Best Lie
10) Brothers Of The Creed: Medulla Oblongata
11) Teething: Ascend
12) Charlie Freak: Amnesia
13) Sarah Caruso: Stupid Girl
14) Robby Combs Band: I Glorify
15) Cheryl: Satterlund
16) Conrad Askland: Honey Will You Love Me
17) Violet Minds: 20 Days To Hollywood
18) 627 Band: Soy
19) David Siaki: Welcome Home
20) I Record at Road Records
21) Jim Nettles: Angel
22) Result Of Christ: Never Again
23) Off The Record: Move Along
24) Manny Gutierrez: Moonlight Dance Serenade
25) Angie LaDuke: Couldn’t Give Up Everything
26) Paula Sezsmith: Worry ‘Bout Nothin’
27) Deveraux Divens: Police Rap
28) Opposite: Who Cut The Cheese
29) Radio Active Donuts
30) C. Diggs & K Etheridge: Agnus Dei
31) Elena: Friend
32) Minister Fred Reliford: Stop Running
33) Sean Clavin: The Tragic Spaniard
34) Carlotta Diggs: I’m Alright
35) Missing Link: Sconte
36) Versatile Aggression: Conscience Lost
37) Mr. Kyung Soo Him: Korean Choir
38) Gina Keller: Thru Your Love
39) Rachael Kime: I Wanna Go To Mars
40) Monty Jackson: Today
41) Billy

Why Men Are Never Depressed

Men Are Just Happier People– What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.

You don’ t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay.

Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you ‘ re talking to them. New shoes don’ t cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can “do” Your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.

George Gershwin and Oscar Levant Banter

 I don’t have confirmation on the authenticity of this, but I like the story. It is about “badinage” which is “light trifling raillery or humorous banter.” It’s from the French word ‘badin” which means “joker.”

Another wonderful example (of badinage) showed up at a Manhattan party in the 1930s, attended by George Gershwin, Oscar Levant, and a number of musicians and show business personalities. Levant and Gershwin, good friends, as well as musical colleagues, often engaged in friendly banter with one another. This particular evening, Levant said, “George if you had to do it all over, would you fall in love with yourself again?” Even though everybody knew Levant was teasing, they waited eagerly to see how Gershwin would respond. The great songwriter ignored the remark and rejoined with a playful insult of his own:

Oscar, why don’t you play us a medley of your hit?

The Spilled Coffee Trick

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I saw this picture and remembered when I was a kid and bought my fake spilled coffee trick. Is it a trick? Maybe just a joke. But it never seems to work exactly like you think it is. The reactions aren’t quite as freaked out as you imagine when you set it up.

It’s all about the setup. As a kid I would play with those little green army men. And the setup was so much fun. But then when you actually start playing you realize know one really knows what you’re supposed to do. We would just end up throwing rocks in turns and making up rules as we went. The game didn’t work, but the setup was fun.

Whoopee cushions are like that too. So much fun in the setup and anticipation, but rarely do people sit on them correctly for the gag. Or they see it before they sit down.

But we still do it, thinking somehow we did it wrong – and NEXT time will be better. Know what I mean?

Responses to the Big News

Apparently not all visitors to my website are geeks. For those people that are NOT geeks, my heart goes out to you. For ye see laddie, Geekdom is a proud place and it’s inhabitants are fiercely loyal to each other.

It has been upsetting to some that I posted my “BIG NEWS” announcement in *binary – Click Here For The Original Post.

First response received is: “I fired my tech, he can’t decipher your code” and included this image attachment:

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Ok, that was pretty good.

Second response was: “Whad’ya suggest for those of us who ain’t got no Captain Kangaroo magic ring?” along with this beautiful picture.

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Third response was: “Aha girls, we did it. We cracked the code!” and included this photo:

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And the fourth response was posted as a comment by Tony on the thread itself: “Congrats.” So I know I have at least one fellow geek friend out there. And that’s all I have to say about THAT.

*For non-Geeks, that’s the big hint right there. Nudge-Nudge-Wink-Wink.