Every year at Halloween I always wish I had a fun costume. For years I’ve wanted a full bunny rabbit outfit, but I checked prices and the good ones are around $750 – so I’m going to be a Penguin this year.
I was getting props for an upcoming show and got a little sidetracked….. Watch out ladies, here I come.
Great quivering icebergs! So you wanna be a penguin, do ya?
Finally, someone capable of representing me the way I deserve to be remembered!
But you know, this means we’ll have to meet, so you can study my mannerisms, and capture my savoir-faire!
Our location is top-secret, so I’m afraid you’ll have to be picked up, blind-folded and brought by limo. Do stay for dinner, as Robin and the Master will be out for the evening, leaving the refrigerator, fish-tank and, ahem, wine cellar unattended. Do you prefer red or white with fish?
The Penguin