Category: Jokes

Two young men from up in Minnesooooota were looking at a Sears catalog and admiring the models.Ole says to Sven ‘Have you seen the beautiful girls in this catalog?

‘Sven replies, ‘Yes, they are very beautiful. And look at the price!’ Ole says, with wide eyes, ‘Wow, they aren’t very expensive. At this price, I’m buying one.

‘Sven smiles and pats him on the back. ‘Good idea! Order one and if she’s as beautiful as she is in the catalog, I will get one too.’

Three weeks later, Sven asks his friend Ole, ‘Did you ever receive the girl you ordered from the Sears catalog?’

Ole replies, ‘No, but it shouldn’t be long now. I got her clothes yesterday!’

A friend sent me these great clips from different students tests at school. They submit it with the comment: Perhaps we don’t pay our teachers enough. I thought these were very funny, so here you go:

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A study conducted by UCLA’s Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.

For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features.

However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest while he is on fire.

A friend sent me this true to life fairy tale and I thought it was excellent!

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Bran Muffins

The couple were 85 years old, and had been married for sixty years. Though they were far from rich, they managed to get by because they watched their pennies.

Though not young, they were both in very good health, largely due to the wife’s insistence on healthy foods and exercise for the last decade.

One day, their good health didn’t help when they went on a rare vacation and their plane crashed, sending them off to Heaven.

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B.C. Fish and Wildlife Bear Warning joke.

The secret deep thoughts of Bats on old age and incontinence…

 

A friend sent me this. An actual tombstone from a front lawn. “Here he lies all stiff and hard – The last darn dog that crapped in this yard.”

 

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June 30, 1922. Washington policeman Bill Norton measuring the distance between knee and suit at the Tidal Basin bathing beach after Col. Sherrell, Superintendent of Public Buildings and Grounds, issued an order that suits not be over six inches above the knee.” National Photo Co.

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