Bush wants Pro-Homosexual Drama Banned

December 9, 2004

http://arts.guardian.co.uk/features/story/0,11710,1369643,00.html

President Bush wants ‘pro-homosexual’ drama banned. Gary Taylor meets the politician in charge of making it happen

What should we do with US classics like Cat on a Hot Tin Roof or The Color Purple? “Dig a hole,” Gerald Allen recommends, “and dump them in it.” Don’t laugh. Gerald Allen’s book-burying opinions are not a joke.

Earlier this week, Allen got a call from Washington. He will be meeting with President Bush on Monday. I asked him if this was his first invitation to the White House. “Oh no,” he laughs. “It’s my fifth meeting with Mr Bush.”

Bush is interested in Allen’s opinions because Allen is an elected Republican representative in the Alabama state legislature. He is Bush’s base. Last week, Bush’s base introduced a bill that would ban the use of state funds to purchase any books or other materials that “promote homosexuality”. Allen does not want taxpayers’ money to support “positive depictions of homosexuality as an alternative lifestyle”. That’s why Tennessee Williams and Alice Walker have got to go.

I ask Allen what prompted this bill. Was one of his children exposed to something in school that he considered inappropriate? Did he see some flamingly gay book displayed prominently at the public library?

No, nothing like that. “It was election day,” he explains. Last month, “14 states passed referendums defining marriage as a relationship between a man and a woman”. Exit polls asked people what they considered the most important issue, and “moral values in this country” were “the top of the list”.

“Traditional family values are under attack,” Allen informs me. They’ve been under attack “for the last 40 years”. The enemy, this time, is not al-Qaida. The axis of evil is “Hollywood, the music industry”. We have an obligation to “save society from moral destruction”. We have to prevent liberal libarians and trendy teachers from “re-engineering society’s fabric in the minds of our children”. We have to “protect Alabamians”.

I ask him, again, for specific examples. Although heterosexuals are apparently an endangered species in Alabama, and although Allen is a local politician who lives a couple miles from my house, he can’t produce any local examples. “Go on the internet,” he recommends. “Some time when you’ve got a week to spare,” he jokes, “just go on the internet. You’ll see.”

Actually, I go on the internet every day. But I’m obviously searching for different things. For Allen, the web is just the largest repository in history of urban myths. The internet is even better than the Bible when it comes to spreading unverifiable, unrefutable stories. And urban myths are political realities. Remember, it was an urban myth (an invented court case about a sex education teacher gang-raped by her own students who, when she protested, laughed and said: “But we’re just doing what you taught us!”) that all but killed sex education in America.

Since Allen couldn’t give me a single example of the homosexual equivalent of 9/11, I gave him some. This autumn the University of Alabama theatre department put on an energetic revival of A Chorus Line, which includes, besides “tits and ass”, a prominent gay solo number. Would Allen’s bill prevent university students from performing A Chorus Line? It isn’t that he’s against the theatre, Allen explains. “But why can’t you do something else?” (They have done other things, of course. But I didn’t think it would be a good idea to mention their sold-out productions of Angels in America and The Rocky Horror Show.)

Cutting off funds to theatre departments that put on A Chorus Line or Cat on a Hot Tin Roof may look like censorship, and smell like censorship, but “it’s not censorship”, Allen hastens to explain. “For instance, there’s a reason for stop lights. You’re driving a vehicle, you see that stop light, and I hope you stop.” Who can argue with something as reasonable as stop lights? Of course, if you’re gay, this particular traffic light never changes to green.

It would not be the first time Cat on a Hot Tin Roof ran into censorship. As Nicholas de Jongh documents in his amusingly appalling history of government regulation of the British theatre, the British establishment was no more enthusiastic, half a century ago, than Alabama’s Allen. “Once again Mr Williams vomits up the recurring theme of his not too subconscious,” the Lord Chamberlain’s Chief Examiner wrote in 1955. In the end, it was first performed in London at the New Watergate Club, for “members only”, thereby slipping through a loophole in the censorship laws.

But more than one gay playwright is at a stake here. Allen claims he is acting to “encourage and protect our culture”. Does “our culture” include Shakespeare? I ask Allen if he would insist that copies of Shakespeare’s sonnets be removed from all public libraries. I point out to him that Romeo and Juliet was originally performed by an all-male cast, and that in Shakespeare’s lifetime actors and audiences at the public theatres were all accused of being “sodomites”. When Romeo wished he “was a glove upon that hand”, the cheek that he fantasised about kissing was a male cheek. Next March the Alabama Shakespeare festival will be performing a new production of As You Like It, and its famous scene of a man wooing another man. The Alabama Shakespeare Festival is also the State Theatre of Alabama. Would Allen’s bill cut off state funding for Shakespeare?

“Well,” he begins, after a pause, “the current draft of the bill does not address how that is going to be handled. I expect details like that to be worked out at the committee stage. Literature like Shakespeare and Hammet [sic] could be left alone.” Could be. Not “would be”. In any case, he says, “you could tone it down”. That way, if you’re not paying real close attention, even a college graduate like Allen himself “could easily miss” what was going on, the “subtle” innuendoes and all.

So he regards his gay book ban as a work in progress. His legislation is “a single spoke in the wheel, it doesn’t resolve all the issues”. This is just the beginning. “To turn a big ship around it takes a lot of time.”

But make no mistake, the ship is turning. You can see that on the face of Cornelius Carter, a professor of dance at Alabama and a prize-winning choreographer who, not long ago, was named university teacher of the year for the entire US. Carter is black. He is also gay, and tired of fighting these battles. “I don’t know,” he says, “if I belong here any more.”

Forty years ago, the American defenders of “our culture” and “traditional values” were opposing racial integration. Now, no politician would dare attack Cornelius Carter for being black. But it’s perfectly acceptable to discriminate against people for what they do in bed.

“Dig a hole,” Gerald Allen recommends, “and dump them in it.”

Of course, Allen was talking about books. He was just talking about books. He never said anything about pink triangles.

Rocky Horror Show Banned in Singapore

November 1, 2003
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/3190176.stm

The Rocky Horror Show film, banned in Singapore for nearly 30 years, is finally making its debut in the country, according to reports. The 1975 film of the musical, starring Susan Sarandon, was banned by Singaporean authorities because of it sexual and masochistic content. The movie will be shown for the first time at an outdoor Halloween party on 1 November, the Straits Times paper said. Only people who are more than 21 years old will be allowed to watch the film.

The film sees a couple stumble into a castle run by a deranged, cross-dressing scientist. It also stars Tim Curry, Meat Loaf and Richard O’Brien, who wrote the musical. Singapore’s government is known for its strict censorship of entertainment, including films, TV programmes and pop music. Cult favourite Singapore recnetly banned episodes of the US comedies Six Feet Under and Ally MacBeal, and the film Zoolander, where one of the characters plots to assassinate the prime minister of Malaysia. The film has proven to be a cult favourite with fans all over the globe, with cinemas encouraging fans to dress up as the characters for interactive screenings.

The Rocky Horror Show musical made its London debut in 1973 at the Royal Court Theatre, and became a massive hit overnight. Jason Donovan donned fishnets and corsets to play Frank ‘n’ Furter in the silver anniversary production of the show. Others who have played the role include Darren Day, Anthony Head and former champion skater Robin Cousins, as well as Robbie Williams’ friend Jonathan Wilkes.

Stanwood Lutefisk Dinner 2006 !

lutefisk-dinner.jpgOh lutefisk, oh lutefisk, how fragrant your aroma.

Oh lutefisk, oh lutefisk, you put me in a coma.

Every year on the last Sunday of October, the Lions Club in Stanwood, WA puts on their famous Lutefisk Dinner. It was a scary time waiting to be served. The same kind of fright you feel waiting to enter a haunted house. I’m happy to report we all lived to see the next morning. The lutefisk was awesome served with butter and cream sauce, and lots of potatoes to mix in with it.

I am told the Stanwood lutefisk dinner is famous throughout the Pacific Northwest and Western Canada. Many people drive hundreds of miles to enjoy this particular dinner. The meal also included Swedish meatballs and Swedish style potato lefse. I prefer Hardanger lefse, but hey…..the Swedes try their best. (Hey, next time have some more Norwegians on board) hehe

Guess why these people look grumpy? Because they haven’t got their lutefisk fix yet!

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We had to wait in line about an hour before we could be served. I’m told it’s not unusual to wait two hours for this meal.

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LUTEFISK RECIPE

Neil Sticha of Bloomington, Minnesota, persuaded one of his favorite Norwegian cooks, Shirley LaBissonniers, to share her recipe for lutefisk.

First of all, invite brave people over for dinner who do not have misconceptions about this wonderful fish! Next, go to a store that carried the freshest of fish and seafood. Ideally, you would get the lutefisk that they pull out of a barrel (most stores hate those barrels a lot and don’t do that anymore). Second best, it comes skinless and “trimmed” and packaged in a plastic.

Purchase the lutefisk a day before you want to serve it. Take it out of the plastic bag, put it in a large bowl, and cover with ice water. Change this water two to three times and keep in the refrigerator (if your family will let you). This firms up the fish.

lutefisk-dinners.jpgPut the lutefisk in a glass baking dish and season with salt and pepper. Put in a preheated oven at 375 degrees F. for 25 to 30 minutes. The fish is done when it flakes easily with a fork. Do not overcook it or it will look like white Jello! It will be not brown.

In Minnesota, we allow at least a pound of lutefisk per person, served with hot melted butter. The two side dishes are riced potatoes and very small cooked frozen peas – no exceptions.

And, of course, you must have lefse. This is a ritual which we try to repeat as often as possible and as long as we can get the fresh lutefisk.

HISTORY OF LUTEFISK

lutefish1.jpg Lutefisk (pronounced LEWD-uh-fisk) is dried cod that has been soaked in a lye solution for several days to rehydrate it. It is then boiled or baked and served with butter, salt, and pepper. The finished lutefisk usually is the consistency of Jello. It is also called lyefish, and in the United States, Norwegian-Americans traditionally serve it for Thanksgiving and Christmas. In many Norwegian homes, lutefisk takes the place of the Christmas turkey. In Minnesota and Wisconsin, you can find lutefisk in local food stores and even at some restaurants. It is a food that you either love or hate, and, as some people say, “Once a year is probably enough!”

During the fall in Wisconsin, people watch their local newspapers for announcements of lutefisk suppers, which are usually held in Norwegian churches. usually every Norwegian church will host at least one lutefisk supper between October and the end of the year. The dinners have become so popular that lovers of the special dish drive great distances, and these are not just people of Scandinavian descent.

The history of lutefisk dates back to the Vikings. On one occasion, according to one legend, plundering Vikings burned down a fishing village, including the wooden racks with drying cod. the returning villagers poured water on the racks to put out the fire. Ashes covered the dried fish, and then it rained. the fish buried in the ashes in the ashes thus became soaked in a lye slush. Later the villagers were surprised to see that the dried fish had changed to what looked like fresh fish. they rinsed the fish in water and boiled it. the story is that one particularly brave villager tasted the fish and declared it “not bad.”

lutafisk-2.jpgNorwegian-Americans believe that lufefisk was brought by their ancestors on the ships when they came to America, and that it was all they had to eat. Today the fish is celebrated in ethnic and religious celebrations and is linked with hardship and courage.

MySpace.com – Please Be My Friend

logodotcom.gifSo my friends prodded me to open a MySpace.com page – so I did it. It’s at http://www.myspace.com/askland

I’m feeling very vulnerable right now because I have no friends on there. As it turns out, I guess I actually opened a page a year ago but never posted anything. So if you have a MySpace account, please be my friend so I don’t feel so sad, lonely and blue.

I was excited to see I had one friend, then realized that’s the one free automatic friend you get when you start an account. D’oh

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Seussical the Musical – Cast and Production List

seussical4.gifWe had our opening night for Seussical the Musical last night. It was absolutely fantastic. Over sixty kids on stage and a twenty piece orchestra. I had previously been told I would not be able to coordinate that many children musically with such a large orchestra. But we’ve done it, and done it well.

A BIG thank you to Kyle Blevins our sound designer. He is an excellent audio tech and has done an outstanding job fulfilling the demanding requirements of the show.

SEUSSICAL THE MUSICAL
Music by Stephen Flaherty
Lyrics by Lynn Ahrens
Book by Lynn Ahrens and Stephen Flaherty
Co-Conceived by Lynn Ahrens, Stephen Flaherty and Eric Idle
Based on the works of Dr. Seuss
November 3 thru 12, 2006
McIntyre Hall, Mount Vernon

PRODUCTION AND TECHNICAL TEAMS

Producer – Kate Kypuros
Directors – Dave and Carrie James
Vocal Director and Conductor – Conrad Askland
Choreographer – Skye Dahlstrom
Stage Director – Ryn Bishop
Sound Design – Kyle Blevins
Set Designer – Elizabeth Stam
Lighting Design – Don Willcuts
Lead Costume Designer – Kathryn Gildnes
Bird Costume Designer – Mary Jo Henning
Cat and Kangaroo Costumes – Maura Marlin
Assistant to the Directors – Jen Spence
Assistant to the Producer – Susan Arthur
Parent Volunteer Coordinator – Justine Sanders
Photography by Sergei Petrov and Greg Sanders
Set Building – Aviathar Pemberton, Sergei Petrov, Leo Kypuros, Jeff Whidden
Set Crew – Rob Bonner, Paul Thelan, Nate Young, Robin Miller, Spenser Demarais
Scenic Painters – Elizabeth Stam and Sergie Petrov
Make-up Direction – Janae Moorehouse
Make-up – Stephania Kay
Fly Crew – Dave Mumford and Spencer Desmarais
Spot – Paul Thelan
Deck Crew – Suzann McLamb, Robin Miller, Amanda McDaniel
Props Creation – Holly Bunnell, Justine Sanders, Annie Bratun
Props Mistress – Annie Bratun
Graphics – Kristin Jensen
Bookstore and Lobby Kiosks – Deborah Cleave-Trepus

ORCHESTRA

Conductor – Conrad Askland
Keyboard 2 – Brianne Weaver
Keyboard 3 – Lauren Lippens
Keyboard 4 – Ruth Haines
Keyboard 5 – Kathryn Kahn
Trumpet I – Cindy Luna
Trumpet II – Bryan Frank
Trombone – Paul Brower
Alto Sax – Kyle McInnis
Tenor Sax, Clarinet, Bass Clarinet – Michelle Hanna
Baritone Sax, Oboe, Clarinet – Rebecca Wright
Flute, Piccolo – Alicia Jackson
Violin I – Luke Hansen
Violin II – Louise Cheney
Cello – Sharon Sparling
Harp – Christy Swartz
Bass Guitar – Peter Bridgman
Drums – David Bridgman
Percussion – Oscar De La Rosa
Conductor’s Assistant – Andrew Teijan

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SEUSSICAL CAST
(In Order of Appearance)

Jojo – Ireland Woods
Cat in the Hat – Mike Marlin
Horton the Elephant – Matt Olsen
Gertrude – Bianca Campbell
Mayzie – Ashley Henning
The Sour Kangaroo – Falon Calderon

BIRD GIRLS
Lynette Cole
Zoey Kypuros
Corinn Holberg
McKenzie Willis
Mary Witt
Savanna Woods

THE WICKERSHAMS

Michael Giles
Karina Grech
Jessiejo Huizinga
Trevor Hansen
Tiffany Richardson

Yertle the Turtle – Sam Mitchell
Vlad Vladikoff – Kaylah Golub
Mayor – Nate Young
Mrs. Mayor – Paige Woods
General Genghis Khan Schmitz – Mike Krugel
The Grinch – Jayme Craig

CITIZENS OF WHOVILLE

Katie Arthur
Jackson Dillard
Elle England
Olivia Pedroza
Brittany Schmidt
Mariah Schmidt
Robert Summers
Selena Tibert
Nathaniel Voth

CADETS

Adele Clark
Brooke Desper
Seth Laurence
Whitney Lindquist
Jahldi Merritt
Tatum Sprouse
Zoe Whidden

CITIZENS – CIRCUS – FISH

Sarah Bamba
Courtney Bunnell
Blakelee Clay-McBee
Drew Erlandson
Devon Fair
Chamidae Ford
Makenzie Fox
Bailey Hodges
Emma Johnson
Katie Keck
Kiara Landi
Magdalena McGuire
Elena Olfke
Susie Pollino
Lauren Riley
Paris Sanders
Summer Sanders
Nicole Trepus
Angela Uptain
Miranda Uptain
Jensen Weynands-Mains
Emily Watilo
ORCHESTRA SPONSOR:

The Floyd and Delores Jones Foundation
THANK YOU FLOYD!!!!!

Seussical the Musical presented by
META Performing Arts
through special arrangement with Music Theatre International (MTI)

SPECIAL THANKS
Mount Vernon Presbyterian Church
Sewer’s Dream
Skagit Valley Performing Arts Council
Elfa Gisla
Copy This, Mail That
Insta-Signs
Village Theatre
Cascade Pizza
The Lincoln Theatre
Kelly Pollino
Joan Landi
Diane Giles
Rob Bonner
DIRECTOR’S NOTES:

Not that long ago, children were taught to read using books that were dry, dull and devoid of any attempt to entertain the brand-new readers at whom they were aimed. But in 1936, while returning from Europe on a steam ship, Theodore Geisel had an idea for a book about a young child who dreams up an increasingly wacky story about his adventures walking home from school.

The words in the book were written while Geisel listened to the rhythm of the ship’s steam engines, and thus followed their meter. Publisher after publisher told him that such a book could never be printed, people wouldn’t accept it, and that Geisel should forget about writing stories for children.

He didn’t forget about it. When the 29th publisher finally agreed to print “And To Think I Saw It On Mulberry Street”, literature changed forever. Although few people know about a children’s book writer named Mr. Geisel, his middle name is known in every American household: SEUSS!

While Seussical the Musical may have had a rocky road to Broadway (Rosie O’Donnell is probably not America’s greatest thespian), the first time we saw it performed, we were blown away by the message about the awesomeness of imagination taught to us by Jojo. Our hearts melted at the love story between Horton and Gertrude. We cheered for the Whos as they tried to save their tiny planet, and we left the theater singing our favorite songs from the show!

After such a fantastic experience, it was a no-brainer to choose this as META’s fall musical. We have had such an amazing time working with these talented actors and actresses. Conrad has taught us “volumes” about music, and Skye has taken the cast’s dancing skills to new levels.

Our sincerest thanks go to our cast and crew for their hard work and dedication. They made our work enjoyable, and our rehearsals fun.

Carrie and Dave – The Directors

Seussical the Musical Runs at McIntyre Hall

seussical.gifSeussical the Musical runs at McIntyre Hall November 3-12.

Fri Nov 3 – 7:00pm
Sat Nov 4 – 7:00pm
Sun Nov 5 – 2pm matinee
Thurs Nov 9 – 7:00pm
Fri Nov 10 – 7:00pm
Sat Nov 11 – 7:00pm
Sun Nov 12 – 2pm matinee

This is a fun show for all ages. The story line is fun, great uptempo pop music that everyone should enjoy. We have over 60 cast members and a 20 piece orchestra all performing live on stage. It rocks!

Dr. Seuss characters you will see on stage include the Cat in the Hat, Horton the Elephant, Gertrude McFuzz, the Grinch, Who’s from Whoville, Yertle the Turtle, General Schmitz and JoJo.

The kids sound great! We have a pro sound crew and pro orchestra that will also be dressed up for the show.

McIntyre Hall is located in Mount Vernon, WA on the Skagit Valley College campus. Tickets available at the box office before the show (if not sold out, d’oh) or you can order by phone. Here’s info on the McIntyre Hall Box Office.

This show is produced by META Performing Arts – Produced by Kate Kypuros and Directed by Dave and Carrie James. Of course, I’ll be conducting the orchestra…um….which is like the best orchestra in the world ‘n stuff.

You must go see the show. I command you. I have spoken. Make it so.

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Chad Vader Video

chad_vader.jpgLife is hard for Chad Vader, the younger, less charismatic brother of Darth Vader, who is the day shift manager of a grocery store.

This is great stuff, check out the video at the Chad Vader Day Shift Manager website.

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Starring:
Chad – Aaron Yonda
Clint/Voice of Chad – Matt Sloan
Tony – Asa Derks
Randy – Brad Knight (web)
Tammy – Kealynn Kees
Clarissa – Christina LaVicka (web)
Lloyd – Rob Matsushita (web)
With – Cindy Brekken, Casey Brown, Kathy Fischer, Ben LaVicka, Robin Macdonald, Jordan Marko, Caiden Melendy, Chris Melendy, Justin Sprecher, Teddy Weathersbee, Vijay Prabhu Dandamudi

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Cinematography and Art Direction – Tona Williams (web)
Lighting Designer – John Urban (web)
Casting Director – Courtney Collins (web)
Assistant Director – Doug Chapin (web)
Sound Design – John Lee
Sound Technician – Justin Sprecher(web)
Editing – Matt Sloan and Aaron Yonda
Special Effects – Aaron Yonda
Music – Andrew Yonda (web) and John Lee
Executive Producer – Courtney Collins
Production Assistants – Vijay Prabhu Dandamudi, Kathy Fischer, Robin MacDonald, Jordan Marko, Teddy Weathersbee
Location Supervisor – Amanda Biederman
Based on an idea by Tim Harmston
Filmed on Location at Willy Street Co-op, Madison, WI
Special Thanks to Brendan Smith