Forum Stats

  1. All forums now up and running. If you had a favorite forum from years ago that wasn’t brought back last year, well, it’s running now.
  2. All forums updated with additional anti-spam features on all servers. This will be the final setting for all forums until we do massive overhauls, sometime after 2008.
  3. WordPress on all sites updated to 2.2.2
  4. Traffic currently around 30,000 per day – or 900,000 per month.

Happy Bunny Graphics

These bunnies make me so happy. I started seeing them on my forums several months ago and now it seems like they are everywhere. And for good reason – these are dang funny! The Happy Bunny joke pictures are used a lot on myspace pages too.

happy-bunny-1.gif

happy-bunny-2.gif

happy-bunny-3.gif

happy-bunny-4.gif

happy-bunny-6.gif

happy-bunny-7.gif

happy-bunny-8.gif

happy-bunny-9.gif

happy-bunny-10.gif

happy-bunny-12.gif

happy-bunny-13.gif

happy-bunny-14.gif

happy-bunny-16.gif

happy-bunny-18.gif

happy-bunny-19.gif

happy-bunny-20.gif

happy-bunny-22.gif

happy-bunny-23.gif

happy-bunny-24.gif

happy-bunny-25.gif

happy-bunny-26.gif

happy-bunny-29.gif

happy-bunny-30.gif

littlehappybunny.jpg

Japanese Spam

The Japanese have taken spam to new heights and made it into an art forum. We’re all tired of the same old spam emails, but take a look at how beautiful this spam from Japan is:

“#”#”#”#”#”#”#”#”#”#”#”#”#”#”#”#”#”#”#”#”#”#”#”#”#”#
â– Â â– â– â– Â â– â– â– â– â–
■■■■■■■■■■■■■   â– â– â– â– â–
■■■■■■■■■■■■■   ■■■■â–
â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â–
■■┏━━┳┓ ┏┓  ┏━━┳━━┓┏━━┳━━┳━━┳━━┓ â– â–
■■┃┏┓┃┃ ┃┃  ┗┓┏┫┏┓┃┃━━┫┏┓┃━━┫━━┫ â– â–
■■┃┏┓┃┗━┫┗━┓┏┛┗┫┗┛┃┃┏━┫┏┓┫━━┫━━┫ â– â–
■■┗┛┗┻━━┻━━┛┗━━┻━━┛┗┛ ┗┛┗┻━━┻━━┛ â– â–
â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â–
■ ┏┓  ┏━━━┓┏┓ ┏┓┏┓┏━┓  ┏━━┓┏━━━━━━┓
■┏┛┗━━┓━━┓┃┃┃ ┃┃┃┃┗━┛┏┓┃┏┓┃┃┏━━━━┓┃
■┗┓┏━┓┃  ┃┃┃┃ ┃┃┃┃   ┃┃┃┃┃┃┃┃┏━━┓┃┃
■ ┃┃┏┛┃  ┃┃┃┃ ┃┃┃┃   ┃┃┗┛┃┃┃┃┃┏┓┃┃┃
■ ┃┃┗━┛  ┃┃┃┃ ┗┛┃┃   ┃┃  ┃┃┃┃┃┃┃┃┃┃
■ ┃┗━━┓ ┏┛┃┃┗━┓┏┛┃┏━━┛┃ ┏┛┃┃┃┃┗┃┃┃┃
■ ┗━━━┛ ┗━┛┗━━┛┗━┛┗━━━┛ ┗━┛┃┃┗━┗┛┃┃
■      ┃┗━━━━┛┃
■ ・・・………━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┗━━━━━━┛
â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â–
â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â–
■■■■                           ■■■â–
■■■■          â– â– â– â–
■■■■                           ■■■â–
â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â–
â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â–
■                              ■■■â–
■┌───────────┐                  ■■â–
■│     │┏━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┓
■││┃                   ┃
■└───┐┌──────┘┃ ┃
■    ││       ┃       ┃
■    ││   │\  ┃                   ┃
■    ││   │ \ ┃ ┃
■    │└───┘  \┃       ┃
■    └────┐  /┃                   ┃
■         │ / ┃ ┃
■■        │/  ┃            ┃
■■■           ┃                   ┃
■■■■          ┃  ┃
■■■■■         ┃             ┃
■■■■■■        ┗━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┛
â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â–
â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â–

┏━━┓                ┃┃┃┃┃┃
┃\/┃       ━┛━┛━┛━┛━┛━┛
┗━━┛━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━………・・・
┏━┫   ┏━━┳━┳┓┏┳┓
┃□┃━━┓┃┏┓┃┃┃┃┃┃┃
┃==┃\/┃┃┗┛┃┃┃┃┣╋┫
┗━┛━━┛┗━━┻┻━┛┗┻┛

┏━━┓    ┏━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┓
┏┛ ━┻━━┓ ┃            ┃
┛  ━┳━━┛ ┃                     ┃
━┫    ┃    ┃
━┓ ━┫    ┗━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┛
┗━━┛
・・・………━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━

┃┃?┃S┃T┃E┃P┃
━┛━┛━┛━┛━┛━┛━┛────────────────────
▼▲▼▲▼▲▼
▼▲▼▲▼
▼▲▼
â–¼

┏━┓
┏━━┳━━┳━━┳━━┓┗┓┃
┃┏━┻┓┏┫━━┫ □┃ ┃┃     ┗━━┃┃┃┃━━┫┏━┛┏┛┗┓┏┓      ┗━━┛┗┛┗━━┻┛  ┗━━┛┗┛
 ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
┌┐      ┌┐      ┌/      ┌┐
└┘

┌/      ┌┐      ┌┐      ┌┐
┘

┏━━┓
┏━━┳━━┳━━┳━━┓┗━┓┃
┃┏━┻┓┏┫━━┫ □┃┏━┛┃    ┗━━┃┃┃┃━━┫┏━┛┃━━┓┏┓
┗━━┛┗┛┗━━┻┛  ┗━━┛┗┛
 ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄

───────────────
│\               │\
┌┘ \     ┌┘ \  └┐ / ┌───────┐   └┐ /  ┌──┐
│/  │       │  │/   │  │ └───────┘         └──┘

────
│\               │\
┌┘ \        ┌┘ \  └┐ / ┌───────┐   └┐ /  ┌───┐
│/  │       │    │/   │   │
└───────┘         └───┘

┏━━┓
┗━┓┃
┏━━┳━━┳━━┳━━┓┏━┛┃
┃┏━┻┓┏┫━━┫ □┃┗━┓┃
┗━━┃┃┃┃━━┫┏━┛┏━┛┃┏┓  ┗━━┛┗┛┗━━┻┛  ┗━━┛┗┛
 ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
┏━━━━
┃┏━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┓
┃┃                         ┃
┃┃    ┃
┃┃                         ┃
┃       ┃
┃          ┏┓             ┃┃
┃          ┃┃             ┃┃
┃         ┏┫┣┳┳┓          ┃┃
┗━━━━━━━  ┃┫┃┃┃┃ ━━━━━━━━━┛┃
┃    ┃        ━━━━┛
┗┓  ┏┛

The Best Singles Ad Ever

This has got to be one of the best “singles ads” ever.

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I’m a very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I’ll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me.

Kiss me and I’m yours. Call *phone number edited* and ask for Daisy.

.

.

.

.

.

.

Continue……..

.

.

.

.

.

Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society
about an 8-week old black Labrador retriever.

Niche Theology Forums

I have a couple forums that are gathering dust so I thought I’d tell you about them. They are niche discussion forums in my network that have never quite taken off.

Lutheran-Talk.com

martin-luther-forum.gif

A discussion forum on topics relating to the Lutheran Church (including Missouri Synod) and to the works of Martin Luther. People critical of Martin Luther’s work (Pre-Vatican II hardcore Catholics, for example) are also welcome to post. Martin Luther is a fascinating subject to me, but judging from the web traffic on this site not too many other people feel so inclined.

ChristianDiscussion.com

christian-discussion-forum.gif

I have forums for general public debate of scriptures that is open to all faiths including atheists. Many members requested a gentler setting where they could discuss their faith with fellow Christians. ChristianDiscussion.com is for professed Christians to discuss and study. Of course there are debates from time to time, but usually not head-to-head with Atheists or other faiths. Members have honored this setup and I think it’s reasonable to give niche groups an environment they are comfortable with, provided we still have our open public platforms.

Spambots

spambot.jpg

If you do any sort of interactive web design then you definately know about Spambots. So here’s a picture of one!

With mods and tweaks I’ve been able to eliminate most all (have only seen one in the last six weeks) of the spambot activity on my websites. Most frustrating is when people interact with the spambot thinking it’s a real person.

A spambot is an automated script that will post to forums, wikis or comments to blogs like the one you’re currently reading. They post links to try and increase their website ranking on search engines like Google. Since it’s automated, it’s sad that they do get quite a few out there that work short term.

How bad is comment spam on blogs and forums? My little blog here gets around 400 spam comments from bots PER DAY. Unless you have automated features in place to combat it, your site becomes trash in a matter of days.

What can you do about it? If you’re using WordPress, then just activate the Akismet spam plugin (Akismet comes bundled with WordPress). If you’re running phpbb, there are many mods you can do to cut down spam. The most effective mods are:

  1. Users cannot post links until they have 10 posts and have been a member 10 days.
  2. On registration, hide some of the non-essential account creation fields, like occupation and city. If someone tries to fill in that field, you know it’s an automated bot! I have my forums set to auto-IP -ban anyone (any bot) that does that.
  3. Authorize private message access only after a member has x amount of posts. I have this set from 3 to 50 depending on the community.
  4. I block the root url domain of any non-US email provider where I get the heaviest spam from. I even keep a list on my website of these domains, search my website for “phpbb spam domain list”.

If you’re interested in more info on spambot related issues, search my website for “seo”, “blackhat” and “spam”.

Have other steps you take to combat spam on interactive sites? Would be much appreciated if you let me know about them here as a comment. Thanks!

Stanford University History – Gingham Dress

THE GINGHAM DRESS

A lady in a faded gingham dress and her husband, dressed in a homespun threadbare suit, stepped off the train in Boston, and walked timidly without an appointment into the President’s outer office.

The secretary could tell in a moment that such backwoods, country hicks had no business at Harvard & probably didn’t even deserve to be in Cambridge. “We’d like to see the president,” the man said softly.

“He will be busy all day,” the secretary snapped.

“We will wait,” the lady replied.

For hours the secretary ignored them, hoping that the couple would finally become discouraged and go away. They didn’t,and the secretary grew frustrated and finally decided to disturb the president, even though it was a chore she always regretted.

“Maybe if you see them for a few minutes, they’ll leave,” she said to him!

He sighed in exasperation and nodded. Someone of his importance obviously didn’t have the time to spend with them, and he detested gingham dresses and homespun suits cluttering up his outer office.

The president, stern faced and with dignity, strutted toward the couple.

The lady told him! , “We had a son who attended Harvard for one year. He loved Harvard. He was happy here But about a year ago, he was accidentally killed. My husband and I would like to erect a memorial to him, somewhere on campus.

” The president wasn’t touched. He was shocked.

“Madam,” he said, gruffly, “we can’t put up a statue for every person who attended Harvard and died.. If we did, this place would look like a cemetery.”

“Oh, no,” the lady explained quickly. “We don’t want to erect a statue. We thought we would like to give a building to Harvard.”

The president rolled his eyes. He glanced at the gingham dress and homespun suit, then e xclaimed, “A building! Do you
have any earthly idea how much a building costs? We have over seven and a half million dollars in the physical buildings here at Harvard.”

For a moment the lady was silent.

The president was pleased. Maybe he could get rid of them now.

The lady turned to her husband and said quietly, “Is that all it cost to start a university? Why don’t we just start our own?”

Her husband nodded. The president’s face wilted in confusion and bewilderment.

Mr. and Mrs. Leland Stanford got up and walked away, traveling to Palo Alto, California where they established the university that bears their name, Stanford University , a memorial to a son that Harvard no longer cared about.

You can easily judge the character of others by how they treat those who they think can do nothing for them.

A TRUE STORY By Malcolm Forbes

I hope to keep this in mind whenever I start to judge.

******************

NOTE FROM CONRAD

This story isn’t true. It’s a great feel good story but it’s made up. I get so many intriguing stories forwarded to me each week via email and it’s VERY rare they are true when they say “TRUE STORY” or “FORWARD THIS TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW”.

There’s usually an element of truth in it, that’s what makes a good urban legend. How do you check up on things like this? Well….there’s a thing called the internet, and a thing called Google. Copy part of the main text of the story in question and you’ll get search results. If that doesn’t work add the word “urban”, “legend” or “hoax” and you’ll find sites documenting it’s authenticity.

It took me about ten seconds to find two websites documenting the hoax, and another five seconds for a rebuttal from the Stanford University website – found on a search of “Stanford University History”. Please check your stories out before you bombard your friends.

RESPONSE ABOUT THIS URBAN LEGEND
FROM THE STANFORD UNIVERSITY WEBSITE

http://www.stanford.edu
URL of this article on Stanford Website

You may have heard a story that a lady in “faded gingham” (Jane Stanford) and a man dressed in a “homespun threadbare suit” (Leland Stanford) went to visit the president of Harvard, were rebuffed, and as a result, went on to found their own university in Palo Alto. This untrue story is an urban myth, and Stanford’s archivist has prepared a response for those desiring more information:

For what it is worth, there was a book written by the then Harvard president’s son that may have started the twist on actual events.

Leland Stanford Junior was just short of his 16th birthday when he died of typhoid fever in Florence, Italy on March 13, 1884. He had not spent a year at Harvard before his death, nor was he “accidentally killed.” Following Leland Junior’s death, the Stanfords determined to found an institution in his name that would serve the “children of California.”

Detained on the East Coast following their return from Europe, the Stanfords visited a number of universities and consulted with the presidents of each. The account of their visit with Charles W. Eliot at Harvard is actually recounted by Eliot himself in a letter sent to David Starr Jordan (Stanford’s first president) in 1919. At the point the Stanfords met with Eliot, they apparently had not yet decided about whether to establish a university, a technical school or a museum. Eliot recommended a university and told them the endowment should be $5 million. Accepted accounts indicate that Jane and Leland looked at each other and agreed they could manage that amount.

The thought of Leland and Jane, by this time quite wealthy, arriving at Harvard in a faded gingham dress and homespun threadbare suit is quite entertaining. And, as a former governor of California and well-known railroad baron, they likely were not knowingly kept waiting for too long outside Eliot’s office. The Stanfords also visited Cornell, MIT and Johns Hopkins.

The Stanfords established two institutions in Leland Junior’s name — the University and the Museum, which was originally planned for San Francisco, but moved to adjoin the university.