Scientific graph showing the Chances of a Man Winning an Argument with a Woman
Trapped in the Drive-Thru – “Weird Al” Yankovic
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmGVYki-oyQ&feature=related
Trapped in the Drive-Thru video and song by “Weird Al” Yankovic
The Best Sunblock
The best sunblock is a map of Seattle…
38 Ways to Piss People Off
- Eat produce at the grocery store and don’t pay for it.
- Gamble with the rent money.
- Record over a borrowed vcr tape
- Tell people that they are in your will, even if they aren’t.
- When giving out directions, leave out a turn or two. Continue reading “38 Ways to Piss People Off”
Skillz
Email: Wife is Cheating On Me
Email received today:
I think my wife is cheating on me. I am a working musician and, as you would expect, travel a lot. I have been noticing strange things happening when I get home. Her mobile phone rings and she steps outside to answer it or she says, “I’ll call you back later”. When I ask her who called she gets evasive.
One Man Band
httpv://youtube.com/watch?v=WkilVKSlC9o
Mona Lisa after one week in the USA
What a typical ExPat I am. One month in China and already joining in on the USA jokes…
Fartman
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5QjPrNwa6k
Homem peido (Fartman)
SpongeBob in China
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HIavxnUHls
SpongeBob Squarepants in China.