A friend sent me these great clips from different students tests at school. They submit it with the comment: Perhaps we don’t pay our teachers enough. I thought these were very funny, so here you go:
UCLA Study Results Released
A study conducted by UCLA’s Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.
For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features.
However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest while he is on fire.
Fairy Tale
A friend sent me this true to life fairy tale and I thought it was excellent!
Bran Muffins
Bran Muffins
The couple were 85 years old, and had been married for sixty years. Though they were far from rich, they managed to get by because they watched their pennies.
Though not young, they were both in very good health, largely due to the wife’s insistence on healthy foods and exercise for the last decade.
One day, their good health didn’t help when they went on a rare vacation and their plane crashed, sending them off to Heaven.
B.C Fish and Wildlife Bear Warning
B.C. Fish and Wildlife Bear Warning joke.
Bats and Old Age
The secret deep thoughts of Bats on old age and incontinence…
Beware of Dog
 
A friend sent me this. An actual tombstone from a front lawn. “Here he lies all stiff and hard – The last darn dog that crapped in this yard.”
Joe Cocker – Woodstock 1969 Lyrics
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4_MsrsKzMM
The real lyrics Joe Cocker sang at Woodstock in 1969 – “With a Little Help From My Friends” translation.
1922 US Bikini Laws
 
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June 30, 1922. Washington policeman Bill Norton measuring the distance between knee and suit at the Tidal Basin bathing beach after Col. Sherrell, Superintendent of Public Buildings and Grounds, issued an order that suits not be over six inches above the knee.” National Photo Co.
Chances of a Man Winning an Argument with a Woman
 
Scientific graph showing the Chances of a Man Winning an Argument with a Woman