Reader Needs Money

Email received:

Hello. My english very bad, because i’m russian. I must have $2000 to the
end of this month.  I have $1500. Please help me. Contact me

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Hi Anonymous,

Thank you for your email and I am glad to be of assistance. After pouring over the details, and with the help of a calculator, I have discovered the root of your problem. You are short by five hundred dollars. If you have another $500 then you will have the amount you need. Ironically, my price for this tech support service is also $500. So unfortunately you’re now down a thousand dollars. I, however, will refund you the $500 for my tech support (which also happens to be the amount you are short). So you now have all the money you need.

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