My Second Grade Music Report

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In preparing for a big move I’m going through many old boxes. So if you notice odd posts lately, that’s why. Lots of old stuff I’m posting up….I don’t know….just because I can.

This is my second grade progress report. I attended Sherwood Forest Elementary in Bellevue, WA. My teacher, Ms. Rhyne, noted “Conrad’s participation in music is rather passive.” This seemed odd to me since I remember being intoxicated with music at my earliest memories around age 5.

So I asked my Mother about it and she started to giggle. She remembers that report card and at the time had asked me about it. She says my reponse was, “Oh, those kids sing so out of tune I can’t bear to listen to it. I refuse to sing with them.”

This should be funny to those that know me. I’m still very much the same today when it comes to intonation, but hopefully a hair more politically correct and gentle. As I go through all these papers from my grade school years I’m struck with the thought: “Do we really change as we grow older?”. All my early writings give every indication of who I am today – for better or for worse.

Phonics Made Easy

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Phonics Made Easy by School Zone Interactive. Visit their website at schoolzone.com .

I love this company – let me tell you why. They bought one of my royalty free rap instrumentals and used it in their software (Yes, there’s more to it than just that). My hip hop library was intended for rappers to use for albums, but this company had business saavy and used it for their phonics software. Still falls under the “synchronization license” of my library. My hat is off to the person in this company that thought outside the box to come up with that. Most companies would look strictly at corporate buyout music from business entities, not at my hip hop outlets.

Let me tell you what else I love out this company. Very few people that use my soundtracks give me credit – and that’s really all I ask for many of my royalty free libraries. This company was courteous enough to not only give me credit, but they also sent me a finished copy of their software. It was released several years ago and I just now had the chance to actually load up the software and try it out. The software is made for age 6+ and I got a couple of the answers wrong! Mmmm…….

Thank you School Zone Interactive for being a creative company, and most of all for being upright and straight ahead in your business dealings. I salute you!

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Learning beginning phonics has never been so much fun! Your child will explore beginning and ending letter sounds, long and short vowel sounds, rhyming families, letter blends, and more.

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Drive South Band

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Drive South was a Southern California country band I played in during the early 90’s. It was a transition group between two other bands. Bob Gross – Bass Guitar. Peter Klimes – Electric Guitar. Jono Brown – Drums. Vocals – Jolene. Keyboards – Conrad Askland. I’m on the top left.

I kind of like this photo. Was taken back around 1993 or so.

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Freddy Fender Ringtones

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I ran across this picture today from a company advertising “Freddy Fender Ringtones”. I didn’t know whether to laugh or be offended. Here’s a picture of Freddy so you can decide for yourself. Any comments? I’ll just say I don’t ever remember Freddy carrying a boombox on his shoulder…..

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Klaus Nomi

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Klaus Nomi fans unite! Klaus Nomi is definately an acquired taste, and honestly I still have yet to meet someone in person who is also a fan. It’s his combination of classical, new wave and serious cheeze that makes him compelling to me. He was one of the first artists I heard where I went: “Oh wow, a musician can be like that?”. That was back in 1983 or so.

YouTube.com has a lot of his videos posted – search “Klaus Nomi” on YouTube for listings – or check out one of his videos here:

httpv://youtube.com/watch?v=C_A6IR58Htg

The other thing very intriguing about Klaus Nomi is that he made up not only a fictitious persona, but also fibbed a little on his real world identity. His claims of opera background were not exactly accurate – but that’s part of what makes him ultra cool to me. He just “did it” and did it his way.

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyjbmA0EN-w

And if you are a Klaus Nomi hater (and I know there’s PLENTY of you out there), you at least have to give the concession that he is a unique artist. And from there you can cut and debate what “unique” means – but unique it is.

Klaus Nomi makes me happy. I don’t know why, he just does. IÂ picture him walking on stage in the 16th century doing his act with a string section. If you’re also a Nomi fan, please leave a comment. Nomi fans also make me happy, because I know there are other people out there that appreciate his art.

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gma5IUNMTn0

And yes, Klaus Nomi was one of the first artists to die of AIDS. Back when AIDS was mysterious and not talked about much. I remember how sad I was when I heard about that. Sad for me, because I wanted to hear more of his music.

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KLAUS NOMI ON SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE

In 1980 Klaus Nomi was on Saturday Night Live with David Bowie and Joey Arias. David Bowie invited Klaus to perform with him after seeing footage shot by Anders Grafstrom.

Many of Klaus’ fans have wondered about the identity of Anders Grafstrom to whom Klaus dedicated his first album.He was a Swedish film-maker and good friend of Nomi who was killed in a car accident. He filmed many early performances of klaus and Klaus had a role in Grafstrom’s ” The Long Island Four”.The early film footage was shown to David Bowie who became very intrigued with Klaus.As a result Klaus was invited by Bowie to appear with him on “Saturday Night Live” in 1980. Grafstrom’s footage was also used by Michael O’ Donaghue in his “Mr. Mike’s Mondo Video.

SNL Photo with Bowie, Nomi and Arias

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ABOUT KLAUS NOMI

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Klaus Nomi (January 24, 1944 – August 6, 1983) was a German countertenor noted for remarkable vocal performances and an unusual, elfin stage persona. Nomi is remembered for bizarrely theatrical live performances, heavy make-up, unusual costumes, and a highly stylized signature hairdo which flaunted a receding hairline. His songs were equally unusual, ranging from synthesizer-laden interpretations of classic opera to covers of 1960s pop standards like Chubby Checker’s “The Twist” and Lou Christie’s “Lightning Strikes”.

Personal life

Nomi was born Klaus Sperber in Immenstadt, Germany. His birthday is commonly observed as January 24, 1944, though the director of The Nomi Song stated at the New York City premiere of the documentary that Sperber’s exact birthday is unknown.

Nomi moved from Germany to New York City in the mid-1970s. He began his involvement with the art scene based in the East Village. According to Horn’s documentary film, Nomi took singing lessons and supported himself working as a pastry chef. Nomi moved in gay circles and in the performance underground.

Nomi died on August 6, 1983 in New York City, one of the first celebrities to die of an illness complicated by AIDS.

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Career

After a chance meeting in a nightclub, David Bowie hired Nomi and Joey Arias as back-up singers and consultants on costume design for a performance on Saturday Night Live which aired on December 14, 1979.

Nomi also collaborated with producer Man Parrish.

The 1981 rock documentary film, Urgh! A Music War features Nomi’s live performance of Total Eclipse.

Influence and cultural significance

Filmmakers like Andrew Horn and writers like Jim Fouratt consider Nomi an important part of the 1980s East Village scene, which was a hotbed of development for punk rock, music, the visual arts, and the avant-garde. Although Nomi’s work was not met with national commercial success at the time, he garnered a cult following, mainly in New York and in France.

Andrew Horn’s 2004 feature documentary about Nomi’s life The Nomi Song released on Palm Pictures helped spur renewed interest in the singer, including an art exhibit in San Francisco at the New Langton gallery.

Nomi’s influence can also be measured by references and homages to him in the work of later artists.

British pop icon Morrissey used the song “Wayward Sisters”* as an introduction prior to appearing on stage to begin a concert for his Kill Uncle tour. Morrissey included Nomi’s song “Death” in his compilation of influential songs titled “Under the Influence”.

Austrian composer Olga Neuwirth wrote a “Hommage à Klaus Nomi” for countertenor and chamber ensemble.

A fictionalised version of Klaus Nomi appears in a two-part episode of animated comedy/adventure series The Venture Bros. In “Showdown at Cremation Creek (Part I),” he appears as one of David Bowie’s bodyguard henchmen (alongside an animated Iggy Pop, another Bowie collaborator). “Klaus” attacks his opponents with ultra-high-pitched singing and the over-sized bow tie of his famous costume, spun and ejected as a battering weapon. In “Showdown at Cremation Creek (Part II),” “Klaus” seems to have been killed after betraying Bowie in order to become a henchman of a villain known as The Phantom Limb.

Nomi’s flamboyant cover of Lesley Gore’s 1964 hit “You Don’t Own Me” is sometimes featured on The Rush Limbaugh Show as the “Homosexual Community Update” Updates (Rush Limbaugh) This was done after Gore’s original was for a time adopted as the Feminist Update. Nomi does not change the lyrics (e.g. “Don’t say I can’t go with other boys”).

Discography

Albums

* Klaus Nomi 1981
* Simple Man 1982
* Encore 1983
* In Concert 1986

Singles

* You Don’t Own Me / Falling in Love Again (1981)
* Nomi Song / Cold Song (1982)
* Lightning Strikes / Falling in Love Again (1982)
* Simple Man / Death (1982)
* Ding Dong / ICUROK (1982)
* ICUROK / Ding Dong (Canadian 12″)
* Za Bak Daz / Silent Night (CD single, 1998)

Klaus Nomi 1982 Interview:

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From French TV. With clips from the video of The Nomi Song (not the documentary).

Translation by anonymous:

Interviewer : When you arrived to NY, how did you earn a living?

Klaus : Hum… like Rudolph Valentino*. Hehe, kidding. Well, I did everything, even dirty jobs, like dishwashing or delivery boy for a grocer, delivering flowers, cooking, peeling vegetables… it was a curious story, up to a point it became unbearable. The urge to sing was stronger, so one day I performed in a club and it was very successful ; then I could give up all those dreadful jobs, and devote my time to music.

Interviewer : Why did you choose that name, “Nomi”?

Klaus : It was on inspiration. I think the name sounds good, it doesn’t really have a certain national taste, you know, it could be any nation, because I see myself as universal, not as German, American, French ot whatever you want, cause we are all on this planet, we’re all living on the earth.

Interviewer : It’s not enough for you to be Nomi, you must also wear the Nomi symbol?

Klaus : well you know now I’m in the business, I like to promote myself, ans I think this is a very nice badge, this is my own design.

Interviewer : It was said about you that you were either the 8th wonder of the world, or a tragic accident of the nature. What do you think of this definition?

Klaus : oh it’s wonderful, it’s extraordinary. I hope it’s true.

Interviewer : Who has drawn your costume?

Klaus : I have.**

Interviewer : What does it mean ? (seeing Klaus’ hesitation) Nothing?

Klaus : I don’t know. I hope it means something, people talk about it a lot.

Interviewer : Why this clown-like, cold make-up?

Klaus : I don’t think it’s clown-like, I don’t think it’s cold. It’s very theatrical, very intense. It’s an unnatural make-up, made for stage. It’s like a doll or a cartoon. You see it once and never forget it.

Interviewer : Why are you hiding behind this make-up?

Klaus : I’m not really hiding, I’m showing out, because the way I am it’s hard to look like a normal person. You know, in the streets, when I was a kid, people always said I looked strange, and it made me feel very unhappy. And all of a sudden I go on stage, and people like me for that ; but as soon as I’m outside, I feel like I have to hide, because people laugh at me, because of the way I look. Now I’m using this look, it works for me, I even exagerate it. I used to hide my large forehead, but now I’m selling it.

Interviewer : How do you.. work your voice?

Klaus : I think I do have my own technique, because I’ve been disappointed by teachers, maybe because i didn’t meet the good one. I don’t like to depend on teachers anyway. So I’m walking on my own way, and I try to be as natural as I can. I think it’s the only way to be yourself.

Interviewer : What kind of music do you listen to?

Klaus : Oh… honestly, all of them. You know, I like to try things, to experience, especially with electronic music.

Interviewer : Are tou touched by modern life issues, or do you live in your own world, in your own character?

Klaus : I feel threatened, and sometimes it makes me angry because I can’t do anything about that, there’s just too many issues. But in a way I think my work is meant to get people out of that.

Interviewer : I read that you wanted to be a magical character..

Klaus : Well I think it’s a nice to be a little magical. Today we need this. All that we can read in fairy tales or books, I think somewhere it’s all around us. But nowadays we can think that this magic has been killed, and I try to make it survive as long as possible.

Interviewer : Do you want to become a star?

Klaus : I don’t know what that really means… I want to accomplish my work and fulfil my dreams, and do something with my life, and I hope I’ll be able to accomplish it. It’s very much work, but I like it.