Lamont Cranston

 

In the musical Bye Bye Birdie there is a line where the father character Harry McAfee says “Call the Shadow. Look him up under Lamont Cranston.” An orchestra member asked me who Lamont Cranston was and I didn’t know – so here’s everything you wanted to know about Lamont Cranston.

Lamont Cranston was one of the alter-egos of THE SHADOW. Just like Superman had a real world identity of Clark Kent.

ABOUT ALTER EGO LAMONT CRANSTON

In print, The Shadow was born Kent Allard, a famed aviator. During World War I, Allard was both a flying ace and a spy who fought for the French, and known by the alias of The Black Eagle (“The Shadow’s Shadow”), although later stories claim his alias was The Dark Eagle (“The Shadow Unmasks”). After the war, Allard sought a new challenge, and decided to wage war on criminals, rather that simply remain a pilot or return to the military (also revealed in “The Shadow Unmasks”). He faked a plane crash and Allard’s death in the South American tropical jungles. He then returned to the United States, arriving in New York City and adopting numerous identities to cloak his return.

One of these was Lamont Cranston, “wealthy young man about town.” In fact, Cranston was a separate character; Allard frequently disguised himself as Cranston and adopted his identity (see the stories “The Shadow Laughs” and “The Shadow Unmasks”). While Cranston traveled the world, Allard assumed his identity in New York. In their first meeting, with Allard/The Shadow in bed recovering from wounds, he threatens Cranston, saying that he has arranged to switch signatures on various documents and other means that will allow him to take over the Lamont Cranston identity entirely unless Cranston agrees to allow Allard to impersonate him when he is abroad. Cranston agrees. The two men sometimes meet in order to impersonate each other (see Crime over Miami). Apparently, the disguise worked well because Allard and Cranston bore something of a resemblance to each other (see “Dictator of Crime.”)

ABOUT THE SHADOW

The Shadow is a fictional character created by Walter B. Gibson in 1931 in a semimonthly series of pulp magazines. The first story was titled “The Living Shadow”. The character is one of the most famous of the pulp heroes of the 1930s and 1940s — made most famous through a popular radio series in which The Shadow was originally played by Orson Welles. The Shadow has also been featured in comic books, comic strips, television, and at least seven motion pictures. Still, The Shadow is most highly regarded for its radio years, in which pulp crime fiction received perhaps its most compelling broadcast interpretation.

Even after decades, the unmistakable introduction from The Shadow, intoned by announcer Frank Readick, has earned a place in the American idiom: “Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men? The Shadow knows!”

The haunting theme song, played on an organ, was “Le Rouet d’Omphale” (Omphale’s Spinning Wheel) by Saint-Saens.

Lily St. Cyr

In the Rocky Horror Show musical during the “Floor Show” segment there’s a line Janet sings: “God Bless Lily St. Cyr”. I was curious what the reference was about, so here’s info about Lily St. Cyr. (In the show it is spelled Lily St. Cyre, other incorrect spellings include Lilly Saint Sear, Lilly Saint Cear and Lily St. Seer). Cyr is pronounced like “seer”.

Lili St. Cyr (June 3, 1917 or 1918 – January 29, 1999), was a prominent American burlesque stripper.

Birth name Willis Marie Van Schaack
Born June 3, 1917
Minneapolis, Minnesota
Died January 29, 1999
Los Angeles, California
Spouse Ted Jordan

Early years

She was born as Willis Marie Van Schaack in Minneapolis, Minnesota in 1917 or 1918. She had a sister, Rosemary Van Schaack Minsky. Her grandparents, the Klarquists, reared her and her two show business sisters, Dardy Orlando and Barbara Moffett.

Having taken ballet lessons throughout her youth, she began to dance professionally as a chorus line girl in Hollywood. Unlike other women who have stroke-of-luck stories about being plucked from the chorus line and selected for a feature role, St. Cyr had to beg her manager at the club to let her do a solo act. From her self-choreographed act she eventually landed a bit part at a club called the Music Box in San Francisco, with an act called the Duncan Sisters. It was here that she came to a revelation: A dancer’s salary was only a small fraction of what the featured star’s salary was. The difference? The featured star was nude.

From the 1940s and most of the 1950s, St. Cyr with Gypsy Rose Lee and Ann Corio were the recognized acts in striptease. St. Cyr’s stage name is a patronymic of the French aristocracy, which she first used when booked as a nude performer in Las Vegas. Though she is rather obscure today, her name popped up regularly in 1950s tabloids: stories of her many husbands, brawls over her, and her attempted suicides.

St. Cyr was married six times. Her best-known husbands were the musical-comedy actor Paul Valentine, restaurateur Armando Orsini, and actor Ted Jordan in 1955.

Career

St. Cyr’s professional career started as a chorus line dancer at the Florentine Gardens, in Hollywood. Over the ensuing years and in a variety of different venues, many of St. Cyr’s acts were memorable, with names like “The Wolf Woman”, “Afternoon of a Faun”, “The Ballet Dancer”, “In a Persian Harem”, “The Chinese Virgin”, However, Quebec’s Catholic clergy condemned her act, declaring that whenever she dances “the theater is made to stink with the foul odor of sexual frenzy.” The clergy’s outcry was echoed by the Public Morality Committee. St. Cyr was arrested and charged with behavior that was “immoral, obscene and indecent.” She was acquitted but the public authorities eventually closed down the Gayety Theatre where she performed. In the 1980s, St. Cyr wrote a French autobiography, “Ma Vie De Stripteaseuse.” In the book, she declared her appreciation for the Gayety Theatre and her love for the city of Montreal.

While performing at Ciro’s in Hollywood, (billed as the “Anatomic Bomb”), St. Cyr was taken to court by a customer who considered her act lewd and lascivious. In court, St. Cyr insisted to the jury that her act was refined and elegant. As St. Cyr pointed out, what she did was slip off her dress, try on a hat, slip off her brassiere (there was another underneath), slip into a negligee. Then, undressing discreetly behind her maid, she stepped into a bubble bath, splashed around, and emerged, more or less dressed. After her appearance as a witness, as a newspaper account of the time put it, “The defense rested, as did everyone else.” St. Cyr was acquitted.

While St. Cyr starred in several movies, an acting career never really materialized. In 1955, with the help of Howard Hughes, St. Cyr landed her first acting job in a major motion picture in the Son of Sinbad. The film, described by one critic as “a voyeur’s delight”, has St. Cyr as a principal member of a Baghdad harem populated with dozens of nubile starlets. The film was condemned by the Catholic Legion of Decency. St. Cyr also had a role in the movie version of Norman Mailer’s The Naked and the Dead in 1958. In this film, St. Cyr plays ‘Jersey Lili’, a stripper in a Honolulu night-club and girlfriend of a soldier who boasts to his pals that he has her picture painted inside his groundsheet. Regrettably, heavy edits of St. Cyr’s night-club routine by censors result in some choppy editing in an otherwise finely crafted film. But St. Cyr’s movie career was short lived, and typically she settled for playing a secondary role as a stripper, or playing herself. Her dancing is featured prominently in two Irving Klaw films, “Varietease” and “Teaserama.”

St. Cyr was also known for her pin-up photography, especially for photos taken by Bruno Bernard, known professionally as ‘Bernard of Hollywood’, a premier glamor photographer of Hollywood’s Golden Era. Bernard said that Cyr was his favorite model and referred to her as his muse.

Retirement

When St. Cyr retired from the stage she began a lingerie business in which she would retain an interest until her death. Similar to Frederick’s of Hollywood, the “Undie World of Lili St. Cyr” designs offered costuming for strippers, and excitement for ordinary women. Her catalogs featured photos or drawings of her modeling each article, lavishly detailed descriptions, and hand-selected fabrics. Her marketing for “Scanti-Panties” advertised them as “perfect for street wear, stage or photography.” St. Cyr spent her final years in obscurity and in seclusion, tending to her cats.

Death

She died in 1999 under her maiden name “Willis Marie VanSchaack” in Los Angeles.

Legacy

After St. Cyr’s death, with a renewed interest in burlesque, and especially in Bettie Page, legions of new fans began rediscovering some of the dancers in Irving Klaw’s photos and movies. During this time A&E devoted a special to burlesque in 2001 which included a piece on St. Cyr.

Influences and cultural references

In 1989, one of St. Cyr’s husbands, Ted Jordan, wrote a biography of Marilyn Monroe entitled “Norma Jean: My Secret Life With Marilyn Monroe”, in which Jordan claims that St. Cyr and Monroe had a lesbian affair. The claim is widely disparaged by Monroe biographers. The publisher of Jordan’s book, Liza Dawson, editor for William Morrow and Company, makes a more credible claim in an interview with Newsday in 1989, stating that “Marilyn very much patterned herself on Lili St. Cyr – her way of dressing, of talking, her whole persona. Norma Jean was a mousy, brown-haired girl with a high squeaky voice, and it was from Lili St. Cyr that she learned how to become a sex goddess.” Lili St. Cyr is mentioned in the musical “The Rocky Horror Show”. The final line of the song “Don’t Dream It”, (sung by the character Janet Weiss, as played in the film version by Susan Sarandon) is “God bless Lili St. Cyr!”

Filmography

* Love Moods (1952)
* Bedroom Fantasy (1953)
* Striporama (1953)
* Varietease (1954)
* Teaserama (1955)
* Son of Sinbad (1955)
* Buxom Beautease (1956)
* The Naked and the Dead (1958)
* I, Mobster (1958)
* Runaway Girl (1962)

Guitar Hero on South Park

 

The talk of the town is the latest South Park episode that parodies the video game Guitar Hero. This South Park episode is called “Guitar Queer-o” and can be viewed at http://www.southparkzone.com/episodes/1113/Guitar-Queer-o.html

Videos of the SP Guitar Hero episode were posted to YouTube but taken down because of complaints by ViaCom.

I have some family members that play Guitar Hero and are REALLY into it. Guitar Hero is a video game with a guitar like controller that has buttons you push in time with the video. The videos have the original songs from hit rock bands playing. The more in time you hit the buttons with the track the more the audience screams and you become a ROCK STAR.

Of course when I watched this played the first thing I thought was “Why don’t they learn to play a real guitar?” And that’s part of what this SP episode parodies. Playing real guitar is for old people. Guitar Hero is where it’s at.

Check out the South Park episode, it’s about the funniest thing I’ve ever seen.

Bye Bye Birdie Nov. 16-25 2007

Mount Vernon, WA – META Performing Arts presents Bye Bye Birdie November 16-25, 2007 at McIntyre Hall in Mount Vernon, WA. Come down to the orchestra pit and say hello!

SHOWTIMES:
Fri Nov 16 – 7:30
Sat Nov 17 – 7:30
Sun Nov 18 – 2pm

Fri Nov 23 – 7:30
Sat Nov 24 – 2pm and 7:30
Sun Nov 25 – 2pm

Bye Bye Birdie is a Tony Award-winning musical with a book by Michael Stewart, lyrics by Lee Adams, and music by Charles Strouse.

Freddy Fender Band Photos

David Peralta, former road manager for Freddy Fender, sent me these photos a while back. Pictures of Freddy, the Freddy Fender band and yours truly back when I played in his band. Freddy Fender passed away in 2006 and we all miss him a lot. People ask me how Freddy was to work for and I always have the same response “It was awesome.” Being a musician touring with Freddy Fender was very fun.

Conrad Askland – Freddy Fender Band

The Freddy Fender Band 2004 (part of it)
From left: Conrad Askland (keyboards), Vern Monnett (Pedal Steel), Augie Meyers (Piano/Accordion), Rhys Clark (drums) and Mark Tate (guitar). We normally worked as a 7 piece group: Freddy on vocals/guitar, two keyboards, bass, drums, guitar and pedal steel.

Photo from 1995 Christmas Card that Freddy Fender sent to his friends.

One night before a gig I shaved my goatee/beard. Freddy got a kick out of that and said “Aiy-yai-yai! Gringo – when you shave you look like a boiled egg!”. He’s kind of right!

Freddy Fender and Conrad Askland
Around 2004 – This page has some of the worst pictures of me in the history of the world. But I’m putting them up anyway because I loved Freddy Fender.

I think I’m about to burp or something in this one. Probably too much Menudo.

Yeah ok, so I’m porked out in some of the pics. But I have a defense. When you’re on the road, there’s two things you look forward to: finally being able to sleep in your room and THE FREE BUFFET! Maybe that was just me and the bass player. We had great buffets while working with Freddy. Don’t tell me you wouldn’t totally pork out if you could get away with it.

We usually flew to all our gigs but we’d still have to hunker down in the vans to drive from the airports to the gigs. Freddy didn’t like stopping for very long so he’d have the driver stop at an AM/PM and tell us to be back in 5 minutes. Mmm….corndog, Funions, soda – ok, made it back in time. Then we’d get to the venue and it was time to hit the buffet. THEN at the gig it was in our rider to have a deli spread backstage.

We were big boys. Pound for pound, a very good deal for any booking agent. It was a total blast and we were treated top notch. Ok, back to the Jenny Craig….

Bye Bye Birdie 2007 Cast

 

Cast list and production credits for META Performing Arts presentation of Bye Bye Birdie in November 2007 at McIntyre Hall, Mount Vernon, WA.

PRODUCTION STAFF

Producer – Kate Kypuros
Assistant Producer – Kristin Jensen
Director – Tracy Petersen
Assistant Director – Mia Calderon
Stage Manager – Ryn Bishop
Vocal Director – Lynette McCormack
Orchestra Conductor – Conrad Askland
Choreographer – John Farrey
Dance Captain – Lauren Riley
Set Designer – Elizabeth Haba
Costume Director – Kathy Gildnes
Lighting Designer – Don Wilcutts
Sound Designer – Kyle Blevins
Fly Captain – Dave Mumford and Karen Pauley
Graphic Design – Kristin Jensen
Photography – Eric Hall and Gary Brown
Rehearsal Pianist – Lauren Lippens
Make-up and Hair – Suzanne Aguilar, Keira Grech and Chelsea Koenig
Costumes – Maura Marlin, Mae Louise Dopps, Barbara Schildts and Gloria McDonald
Set and Prop Build – Elizabeth Haba, Clare Tatarsky, Don Wilcutts, Maura Marlin and Mike Marlin
Sound – Milton Grambo, Mardi Holt, Alex Kypuros and Robert Campbell
Spot – Paul Thelan

ORCHESTRA

Conductor – Conrad Askland
Trumpet I – Cindy Luna
Trumpet II – Nathaniel Voth
Horn – Amanda McDaniel
Trombone – Rob Queisser
Clarinet, Sax – Thomas Harris
Alto Sax – Kyle McInnis
Clarinet, Tenor Sax – Michelle Hanna
Clarinet, Bass Clarinet, Bari Sax – Rebecca Wright
Flute – Linda Slone
Cello – Joe Bischel
Cello – Sharon Sparling
Bass – Marilyn Parman
Bass – Peter Bridgman
Keyboards – Ruth Haines
Piano – Brianne Weaver
Keyboards – Daisy Stewart
Guitar – Luke Hansen
Timpani – Dave Lyon
Drums – Stephanie Straight

BYE BYE BIRDIE CAST

Rosie Alvarez – Sarah Simmons
Albert Peterson – Dustin Moore
Conrad Birdie – Alex Hollingsworth
Kim Macafee – Demi Fair
Mr. Harry Macafee – Clarence Holden
Mrs. Doris Macafee – Cally Johnson
Randolph Macafee – Michael Giles
Mrs. Mae Peterson – Kris Hemenway
Ursula Merkle – Zoey Kypuros
Hugo Peabody – Matthew Thompson
Gloria Rasputian – Sandra Petersen
Mr. Mayor – Andy Golub
Mrs. Mayor – Suzie Clark
Mrs. Merkle – Robin Luif
Alice – Havalah Raven
Deborah Sue – Corinn Holberg
Margie – Eve Berrington
Nancy – Madison Wagoner
Harvey – Jake Updegraff
Bartender Maude – Douglas Zwick

FEATURED DANCERS

Kayla Golub
Alisha Anderson
Alexa McNeal
Courtney Holberg

SHRINERS

Dan Denny
Andy Golub
Geoff Arthur
Bill Waldron
Ron McCarty

Sad Girl – Lauren Reilly

TEEN CHORUS

Conner Crosby
Darah King
DJ Walker
Jasmine Zell
Jessica Pauley
Kelli Bates
Savannah Dills
Alexander Pedroza
Mckenzie Willis

PRETEEN CHORUS

Falon Sierra
Kadin Zenonian
Katie Arthur
Kayla Malcolm
MaKayla Haigh
Olivia Pedroza
Kari Tarabochia
Abigail Ferguson

ADULT CHORUS

Christina South
Germaine Kornegay
Laura Stewart
Vicki McCarty
Ron McCarty
Bill Waldron