Skye Dahlstrom has completed the first two rounds to be on American Idol. We’re all VERY excited for her. Film crews from American Idol are coming up tomorrow to film her at one of our rehearsals for her background piece on the show. She is the choreographer for the current musical I am conducting: Seussical the Musical
GO SKYE!
A Really Big Shew – Tribute Performers Ed Sullivan, Liza Minelli, Neil Diamond, Little Richard and more
I got the chance to see “A Really Big Shew” at the Tulalip Casino this past Sunday. I thought it was fantastic. The show is hosted by Jerry Hoban who portrays Ed Sullivan. He is FANTASTIC! If you remember the Pulp Fiction scene where they are at the restaurant and Ed Sullivan MC’s the show, that was Jerry Hoban. Visit the Really Big Shew website.
I’m a little bummed because I had the chance to hang out with Jerry Hoban on Saturday but didn’t, after seeing his show I just wanted to talk with him for hours. The show ran for several years in Laughlin, Nevada and switches out it’s acts depending on the venue.
My good friend Gailyn Addis was doing Liza Minelli the night I saw the show, and will be doing Olivia Newton-John later in the week. She was AWESOME as Liza Minelli, really incredible. Gailyn and I did a tour of Japan about 10 years ago when I was musical director for Ron Stein’s Hollywood Superstars. We had a troupe of background singers, musicians, dancers and tribute performers for Elvis, Buddy Holly, Tina Turner, John Lennon and Marilyn Monroe. When I worked with Gailyn Addis she was dong the Marilyn Monroe tribute. She also does Judy Garland and Madonna.
So you’ll notice some posts lately on my site with information about Liberace impersonators, and details of JS Bach’s face. After hanging out with Gailyn while she was up here, I kind of got the bug to do an impersonation bit. It just sounds like fun. Gailyn is THE MASTER at studying characters, and I don’t have any dreams of being as good as she is, but I think I could do a fun Liberace, Elton John and JS Bach. JS BACH? WHO DOES JS BACH IMPERSONATIONS? No one, it’s just crazy enough for me to do. I would like a JS Bach impersonator, so maybe someone else will too. So far I’ve ordered the wigs for Liberace and JS Bach, have a costume designer looking into creating a Liberace outfit, and I’ve ordered an Elton John costume and glasses. So we’ll see what happens.
THE REALLY BIG SHEW – was very fun. Murray the magician performed a unique act using palming techniques with compact discs, a very interesting and captivating cabaret act. I got to speak with him for a bit at dinner after the show. He’s currently working at the MGM in Vegas with his own show, and is getting ready to go to Greece and other far away places with his act. He said what I saw was his scaled-down cabaret act, in Vegas he does the full show. He reminded me very much of Johnny Depp, an ultra cool personality and ultra hip. Best wishes to you Murray as your career continues to build.
The show also had a spinning plate act. On tv this act might have seemed corny, but performed live it was great. You just don’t see acts like that anymore. It was a classic performance, and rumor has it the act ACTUALLY PERFORMED ON THE ED SULLIVAN SHOW. That made it very cool.
There was also tribute performances to Little Richard, James Brown, Neil Diamond – a puppet act and many inuendo jokes by Ed Sullivan, which were very funny (he writes the jokes himself).
So congrat to a Really Big Shew, may your run last longer than M*A*S*H – Jerry Hoban, you are awesome, nice job!
Conrad
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Music Tribute Acts Available for Really Big Shew:
Ann-Margret
The Beatles
James Brown
Johnny Cash
Ray Charles
Chubby Checker
Cher
Petula Clark
Patsy Cline
Bobby Darin
Sammy Davis, Jr.
Neil Diamond
The Doors
Bob Dylan
The Everly Bros
The Four Tops
Aretha Franklin
Judy Garland
Buddy Holly
Janis Joplin
Tom Jones
Jerry Lee Lewis
Liberace
Little Richard
Dean Martin
Johnny Mathis
Bette Midler
Liza Minnelli
Marilyn Monroe
Rick Nelson
Roy Orbison
Elvis Presley
The Rolling Stones
Frank Sinatra
Nancy Sinatra
Barbra Streisand
The Supremes
The Temptations
Tina Turner
Ritchie Valens
Frankie Vallie
Hank Williams
Jackie Wilson
Stevie Wonder
The Young Americans
Specialty and Novelty Acts:
Akrobatic
Adagio
Komedi Kontortions
Ed Alonzo Magic & Comedy
Yogi Baird Fiddle Playing Contortionist
Jim Barber & Seville Comedy Ventriloquist
Jack Benny Comedy Tribute
Dan Birch Illusionist
The Bizzarros Body Balancing Team
Bouncin’ Dan The Paddleball Man
Circus Boy Bobby Hunt
Rider of the World’s Smallest Stunt Cycle
Brad Cummings Ventriloquist
The Dancing Gouchos Specialty Dance and Drums
Jeff DeHart Emmy Award Winning Impressionist
El Gleno Grande A Man and His Zebra Sasha
Fedorchev Aerialist Extraordinaire
Janice Hart Comedianne Impressionist
The Hamners Grande Illusionists
The Hartzells Death Defying Crossbow Team
Hillel – Mr. Balloon Man
TM Jesse and James Country Comedy
Bob Moore’s Amazing Mutts Comedy Canine Troup
Murray The Guy with the CD’s
Magically Musical Illusions
Pete Michaels Ventriloquist
John Parks
The Funny Plate Spinning
Waiter Johnny Peer’s Muttsville Comix Going to the Dogs
Price & McCoy Acrobatic Team
Mark Nizer The Bad Boy of Juggling
Rice & Renee Comedy Rope Trick Team
Kip Reynolds Juggling Comedian
Almost Joan Rivers Comedy Tribute
Red Skelton Comedy Tribute
Cameron South Magical Comedy
James and Kathy Taylor Comedy & Adagio Dance
Leslie Tipton Contortionist
The Great Tomsoni & Company
The Wizard of Warsaw Jimmy Travis
Comedian Dario Vaquez Speed
Juggling Sensation Waldo & Woodhead
The Masters of Mayhem … and more!
Gift from Fender Talk forum members – Signature Guitar Neck
I run a network of free discussion forums on a variety of areas including music, theology, politics, sports and niche groups. The first of all my forums was Fender-Talk.com – A forum for guitar players that love Fender guitars. A little ironic because at the time I was playing keyboards for Freddy Fender.
They tolerate me on this forum, because I don’t play guitar. Actually, many of the forums I run it’s true that I am not a member of the group that’s represented by the forum. I started this forum with a friend of mine from the Roy Rogers Jr. band, and he loves Fender guitars.
All my forums are free, and it’s taken a considerable amount of money to keep them going – but I really believe in them, and the discussions between members have helped countless people in so many ways.
But THIS post is about the MONTOYA NECK! In December 2003, nearly THREE YEARS AGO – members at Fender-Talk.com started mailing a Montoya guitar neck to each other. They each signed the neck and sent it on to the next member.
Now there’s 19 signatures on the neck, so if everyone had sent it UPS and got it right to the next person, this process should have taken about three months. But these are guitar players we’re talking about – so it took them THREE YEARS to do this. The forums went through a tumultous time in between there, and were even down for a couple months. But they persevered, as guitar players always do, and just today I received the Official Montoya Neck in the mail. AWESOME!
I own a brand new Fender American-made Strat that was signed by Freddy Fender and has only been played by him, but this headstock is much more valuable to me. It marks three years of transition and persistence, and a great memory of a fantastic group of people – the members at Fender-Talk.com
Coolest thing of all, I knew NOTHING about all of this until earlier this year, a complete surprise.
THANKS GUYS!!!!!!!!
Conrad
THE FENDERTALK NECK FRONT
FT NECK BACK
CLOSEUP OF HEADSTOCK BACK
Reads: FenderTalk Custom DonutCaster
(At FenderTalk we LOVE to talk about Krispy Kreme Donuts)
Lucky13 Signature – Reads “LOVE ME”
Gotti the Cat Signature with Cat Drawing
Closeup of Back reads:
Fender MeatoCaster
with enhanced seasonings
Grade A Safest Beef
THE FENDERTALK NECK IN JANUARY 2004
Here are the member signatures and locations on the neck:
Voodoo Funk – New York
LouisWu – Tucson, Arizona
ACFixer – Victorville, California
StratFreak – West Virginia
Trouble – North Carolina
Dangerine – New York
Carlos – Marion, Illinois
Colin – Tulsa, Oklahoma
SAGuitar – Oregon
McGillman – Nevada
Tim B. – Naples, New York
Midiman
Gotti the Cat – So Cali
Herb – Kansas
Voodoo
CAFeathers
Lucky13 – Reno, Nevada
Last name unreadable
December 2003 – The Original Montoya Neck Thread
January 2004 Montoya Neck Thread
January 2004 Montoya Neck Thread
February 2004 Montoya Neck Thread
June 2004 Montoya Neck Thread
July 2004 Montoya Neck Thread
May 2005 Montoya Neck Thread
September 2006 FT Neck Thread
Montoya Neck in January 2004, at that time signed by:
LouisWu (Ray) – Tucson, Arizona
ACfixer (Lance) – Route 66 (Victorville), California
Carlos (Keith) – Marion, Illinois
SAguitar (Stan) – Oregon
Herb – Kansas City
Dangerine49 (Fender-Talk Member) Holding the Montoya Neck
Rubens Painting of King David Playing His Harp
There is a painting that has been in my family for about 30 years and was recently given to me. It is King David and His Harp by Peter paul Rubens. Of course we don’t have the original, but it is a fine print in a very elaborate frame.
It’s textures are dark, with the slight glimmering of King David’s robe. King David is quite old in the painting and looks with devotion towards heaven as his worn and calloused fingers pluck the strings. It is a painting I spent endless hours staring at as a child, and even today find myself gazing at it almost daily now that it’s in my house.
The painting is a statement of faith, of a live well-lived, of humble devotion to God. To me it is the most beautiful painting I have ever seen. My father loved it also. To him it was a statement of power and stately position, to me it is much more humbling.
Here are details from my own print of the Rubens painting. I’ve also included below several other paintings by Peter Paul Rubens, as well as paintings of King David playing his harp, and paintings/pictures of the harp in ancient and modern settings.
When I look at the painting, I feel comforted for having spent a life in music, and for the humble possession of faith.
Creator: Peter Paul Rubens (1577-1640) , Flemish
Period: Northern Baroque
Museum: Städelsches Kunstinstitut, Frankfurt (Main), Germany
CLOSEUP OF HANDS
OTHER PAINTINGS BY PETER PAUL RUBENS
Self Portrait?
Christ and Saint John with Angels
Wilton House at Wiltshire, England
The Prophet Elijah Receiving Bread and Water from an Angel
1625-28 Musee Bonnat, Bayonne, France
Self-Portrait
1628 Oil on canvas, Uffizi
ABOUT PETER PAUL RUBENS
The Flemish baroque painter Peter Paul Rubens, b. June 28, 1577, d. May 30, 1640 was the most renowned northern European artist of his day, and is now widely recognized as one of the foremost painters in Western art history.
By completing the fusion of the realistic tradition of Flemish painting with the imaginative freedom and classical themes of Italian Renaissance painting, he fundamentally revitalized and redirected northern European painting.
Rubens’s upbringing mirrored the intense religious strife of his age–a fact that was to be of crucial importance in his artistic career. His father, an ardently Calvinist Antwerp lawyer, fled in 1568 to Germany to escape religious persecution, but after his death (1587) the family moved back to Antwerp, where Peter Paul was raised a Roman Catholic and received his early training as an artist and a courtier. By the age of 21 he was a master painter whose aesthetic and religious outlook led him to look to Italy as the place to complete his education. Upon arriving (1600) in Venice, he fell under the spell of the radiant color and majestic forms of Titian, whose work had a formative influence on Rubens’s mature style. During Rubens’s 8 years (1600-08) as court painter to the duke of Mantua, he assimilated the lessons of the other Italian Renaissance masters and made (1603) a journey to Spain that had a profound impact on the development of Spanish baroque art. He also spent a considerable amount of time in Rome, where he painted altarpieces for the churches of Santa Croce di Gerusalemme (1602; now in Hopital du Petit-Paris, Grasse, France) and the Chiesa Nuova (1607; now in Musee de Peinture et Sculpture, Grenoble, France), his first widely acknowledged masterpieces. His reputation established, Rubens returned (1608) to Antwerp following the death of his mother and quickly became the dominant artistic figure in the Spanish Netherlands.
In the mature phase of his career, Rubens either executed personally or supervised the execution of an enormous body of works that spanned all areas of painting and drawing. A devout Roman Catholic, he imbued his many religious paintings with the emotional tenor of the Counter-Reformation. This aggressively religious stance, along with his deep involvement in public affairs, lent Rubens’s work a conservative and public cast that contrasts sharply with the more private and secular paintings of his great Dutch contemporary, Rembrandt. But if his roots lay in Italian classical art and in Roman Catholic dogma, Rubens avoided sterile repetition of academic forms by injecting into his works a lusty exuberance and almost frenetic energy. Glowing color and light that flickers across limbs and draperies infuse spiraling compositions such as The Descent from the Cross (1611; Antwerp Cathedral) with a characteristically baroque sense of movement and tactile strength.
A love of monumental forms and dynamic effects is most readily apparent in the vast decorative schemes he executed in the 1620s, including the famous 21-painting cycle (1622-25; Louvre, Paris), chronicling the life of Marie de Medicis, originally painted for the Luxembourg Palace. In order to complete these huge commissions, Rubens set up a studio along the lines of Italian painters’ workshops, in which fully qualified artists executed paintings from the master’s sketches. Rubens’s personal contribution to the over 2,000 works produced by this studio varied considerably from work to work. Among his most famous assistants were Anthony van Dyck and Frans SNYDERS.
Rubens’s phenomenal productivity was interrupted from time to time by diplomatic duties given him by his royal patrons, Archduke Ferdinand and Archduchess Isabella, for whom he conducted (1625) negotiations aimed at ending the war between the Spanish Netherlands and the Dutch Republic and helped conclude (1629-30) a peace treaty between England and Spain. Charles I of England was so impressed with Rubens’s efforts that he knighted the Flemish painter and commissioned his only surviving ceiling painting, The Allegory of War and Peace (1629; Banqueting House, Whitehall Palace, London).
During the final decade of his life, Rubens turned more and more to portraits, genre scenes, and landscapes. These later works, such as Landscape with the Chateau of Steen (1636; National Gallery, London), lack the turbulent drama of his earlier paintings but reflect a masterful command of detail and an unflagging technical skill. Despite recurring attacks of arthritis, he remained an unusually prolific artist throughout his last years, which were spent largely at his estate, Chateau de Steen.
PAINTINGS OF KING DAVID PLAYING HIS HARP
Information About the Harp
HARP PAINTINGS AND PICTURES
How Much Tubing In a French Horn
A student asked me today how long the tubing of a French Horn would be if it was laid out end to end. They had been told 100 feet.
So I did a google on it. If the tubing of a French Horn were laid out end to end – it would be 20 feet.
JS Bach Portrait and Image
Portraits and images of Johann Sebastian Bach. Most of the images of JS Bach have not been well authenticated. The following images are considered the most authentic. For years I have seen different pictures of JS Bach and never understood why they look so different, now I know.
The most authentic image of Johann Sebastian Bach – painted by Elias Gottlob Haussmann in 1748.
Bach style wig
Original Bach Manuscript – Invention in C
JS Bach Skull – Authenticated, but exhumed from an unmarked grave. Bach was not toothless, but did not have many teeth left when he died.
Bach skull – Sideview
JS BACH Face Closeup
Johann Sebastian Bach – Eyebrows
JS Bach – Nose
Bach – Mouth
Bach – Chin Closeup
Liberace Impersonators – Tribue Performers to Liberace
Q&A – How To Be a Record Producer
Dear Conrad Askland,
I am a college student and I’m interested in going into the recording business. Since that is your field I was wondering if I could ask you a few questions about the job.
What is considered more valuable in being a record producer, education or experience? Do you think you can do the job without a college education? Does a master’s degree increase your chances for getting the job? What do
entry level jobs pay? What are the chances for advancements and within what time frame? When you first started out did you always work as a producer, or did you start out as something else first? What would you say the job of being a record producer entails? What would you say happens day to day? And who are considered leaders in the field?
I really appreciate you taking the time to answer my questions.
Brittany *Last Name Edited*
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Hi Brittany,
Nice questions well thought-out. Happy to answer them. I had an email similar to this a couple weeks ago, and told the person not to listen to me because I don’t consider myself successful. But as I’m writing this today I’m working on the new launch of a new internet network, doing a lot of work for Toyota, and am working on a track for a very well known hip hop artist (a track that had previously been rejected by another artist at the same label, or should I say “the” label). So right off the bat, that’s what it’s like for me to be a music producer. No matter how much you’ve done, you always feel like you could do more and do better – and THAT to me is the key, the drive to keep improving.
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There will always be better and worse than you, don’t worry about it. Create your own bar – don’t get pompous that you stomp someone else’s art into the ground, and don’t get so self-conscious that you think you are worthless. Very important stuff here. We are artists, we are sensitive, we feel to a greater degree than most people…..I think.
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Enough poetry, here’s answers to your questions:
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What is considered more valuable in being a record producer, education or experience?
It only matters what you can deliver. Just like Music Business is two words – “Music” and “Business” – the term Record Producer is two words “Record” (which has just stayed that way because CD Producer or Digital Download Producer doesn’t sound as cool) and the second big one “PRODUCER” – You have to produce. That’s all that matters. No resume or degree or contact will help you if you can’t produce. That being said, the EXPERIENCE of higher education and the KNOWLEDGE of real world experience is very, very important. Get all the experience you can. I was kicked out of college, and there were a couple jobs I couldn’t apply for because I didn’t have a Bachelors, but most jobs could care less. What can you DO.
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Do you think you can do the job without a college education?
Of course you can. But the more knowledge you have, the wider base of talents you have to keep working on new jobs. So I highly recommend anyone who is really serious, to go to a 4 year college that has a well known recording and producing program. Colleges that come to mind would be North Texas State, Berklee and UCLA. I was kicked out of both Pacific Lutheran University and the University of Miami, but the years of study I had at those I put to use a LOT in the studio, and was able to do jobs other studios couldn’t. What I learned at college was theory and classical performance, all the audio work and engineering I learned on my own.
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Does a master’s degree increase your chances for getting the job?
For education or corporate it might be important, but not for producing artists. The KNOWLEDGE may be great, but I wouldn’t worry to much about the papery. “Yo, this is Busta Rhymes. I heard your track, it’s great and I want you to produce my album. But I can only hire someone with a Masters Degree” – I don’t think you’ll run across that too much.
What do entry level jobs pay?
For studio work you’ll be getting $10 an hour if you’re lucky, and that’s after an internship. DO NOT go into music production if you want to make money. There are so many recordig studio schools now pumping “graduates” out like a mill. And they are all scrambling for any work they can get. It’s kind of sad.
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What are the chances for advancements and within what time frame?
That’s all up to you. My biggest piece of advice, keep a cool head under pressure. It’s hard to find.
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When you first started out did you always work as a producer, or did you start out as something else first?
I started as a classical vocalist when I was very young. Had very serious training. The highest profile of those was performing four operas with Seattle Opera. My first full time paid gig after high school was playing piano for Nordstrom when I was 19. Then I started working at a music store selling pianos and synths, and would give free lessons to close sales. So inadvertantly I started teaching piano, and a lot of people started asking me to record tracks to perform with. Jobs started paying more, had GTE hire me to do a lot of corporate work – I kept buying new gear, and that’s when it all started. I never set out to be a music producer, and never had a goal of having a recording studio. A path just opened and I went with it.
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What would you say the job of being a record producer entails?
A record producer is responsible for making sure the final product is produced to the satisfaction of the client. That’s it. Now how to get there takes a lot of knowledge of music, engineering and dealing with people. I always make sure that the client and myself are on the same page before I start. There are some clients you will NEVER be able to please, or you don’t have the skill set to do what they need. So those jobs you need to be smart enough to turn down or your life will be hell. If I have a project I really want to do, but don’t have all the skillz necessary to complete, sometimes I’ll offer to do it at a reduced rate or even free, so I garner the experience. You need to get something out of the project: Money, Experience or Creativity. If you don’t get any of those things, don’t do it.
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What would you say happens day to day?
Hard to answer. Five years ago I had my studio open to the public, was touring with a famous artist, and had a few other small commitments. So I was scheduled VERY tight, literally coming in from the airport and starting a session within 30 minutes. Also was working on marketing a large library of audio releases, so my days were easily 12 hour days 7 days a week. Now I’m working in live theatre and focusing just on soundtracks and composing. So my time is more focused on fewer projects, but the projects are much larger so they take more concentration and focus. For me, I enjoy this much more, which is why I changed things around this way. You need to know the environment you work best in, and then do it. For instance, I cannot get anything done until I’ve received payment from a client – so I demand payment before I start on a project. It’s not to cover my butt, it’s so I get the project done. Mozart had the same problem early on, couldn’t finish projects.
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And who are considered leaders in the field?
Music producers past and present worth checking out:
Dr. Dre, Prince, Don Was, Rick Rubin, Mike Shipley, Sean Combs, Walter Afanasieff, John Paul Jones, Bill Laswell, Glen Ballard, Brian Eno, Trevor Horn, Quincy Jones, Jeff Lynne, Giorgio Moroder, Phil Spector, John Williams
Hope this helps. Maybe someday I’ll have my Grammy and someone will add my name to the list.
🙂
Conrad
My Halloween Costume
Every year at Halloween I always wish I had a fun costume. For years I’ve wanted a full bunny rabbit outfit, but I checked prices and the good ones are around $750 – so I’m going to be a Penguin this year.
I was getting props for an upcoming show and got a little sidetracked….. Watch out ladies, here I come.
QandA – I really want to become a music producer
Hi, I really want to become a music producer and I currently live in tacoma,washington I am in high school and I am a sophmore. I realized that I wanted to become a music producer when I was about 13, but I have no way in getting in contact with people to make my dreams come true. I’m really trying to figure out what things I need to do to have success in my future career. the genre that I want to work on is hip hop- rap. My family isn’t wealthy at all so it’s very hard for me to start with nothing, please help me or atleast give me some advice or connections in to that world.
thank you for listening,
Jalil Lawrence
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Hi Jalil, You’ve got it backwards. If you want to be a music producer, then be a music producer. There are no contacts you need to do that. Or did you really mean “I want to produce major artists right now”, in which case you’ll have to show what you’ve done. If you don’t have experience or a library then that’s where you need to start.
You emailed me, so I know you have a computer. There are lots of free programs (or programs you can get without paying). Talk to the computer geek at your high school to hook you up. (First tip: ALWAYS be nice to computer geeks).
1) Work with cut ‘n paste track software like Sony ACID or Fruity Loops. That’s your first step to creating tracks.
2) If you want to widen the amount of work you can get, learn to read music and immerse yourself in music theory. Most producers are keyboardists, probably because by studying piano they received a strong background in music theory. You can skip learning about music, but then you’ll be stuck juggling samples. There’s just too much competition out there for this to just cut n paste, take it to the next level.
3) Start creating your own samples and experimenting with more elaborate edits.
4) Do free demos for your friends, and each project try to learn something new. Learn about eq, compressors, limiters, reverbs, delays, chorus, and all other special effects available on your software platform.
5) Don’t talk about it, do it. Stop emailing people for contacts, get down and do it.
6) Copy what works. Learn the rules before you break them. Take your favorite hip hop CD, or one off the top 20, and pick a track to copy. Try your best to copy what they’re doing. Don’t just sample it, create it from scratch. You will learn a world of info by doing that. Most successful artists emulated other people’s work to learn their craft. This is true for many disciplines, not just music.
Hope that helps,
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Conrad Askland