So I had posted this photo last week of the Cirque band outside in Montreal, Canada. It was supposed to be one of those photos where people say, “Oh that’s cool, you’re playing with Cirque and there’s the band. Neat.”
Instead I get all these emails and notes saying, “Hey, how come every one is wearing a hat but you? Don’t you know it’s cold outside. Let me send you a hat.”
Thank you for the concern, but I don’t need one. Being Scandinavian, we are born with extra layers of blubber around our head. We’re not very smart because of that feature, but our heads are always warm.
That’s how we were able to row around the world pillaging you all. Now you know the secret.