Sent to me from my Canadian secret agent who is constantly on the look out for the official “Worst Joke In The World” – Actually, I think this one is pretty good:
As I was packing for my business trip, my 3-year old daughter was having a wonderful
time playing on the bed.
At one point, she said, “Daddy, look at this,” and stuck out two of her fingers.
Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth,
and said, “Daddy’s gonna eat your fingers!”, pretending to eat them before I rushed
out of the room again.
When I returned, my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a
devastated look on her face.
I said, “What’s wrong, honey?”
She replied, “What happened to my booger?”