Hip Hop Translator

A few readers have entertained themselves here with translating my binary code posts, and recently my posts in Japanese. However, I’ve also been working on a new hip hop translator and I think it’s working quite well. Let’s try it on a recent post in one of my forums.

yo i feel u admin homie g…ima post a thread of sum picz wit me and mah boiiz flashin our booz and all dem fine ladiez im rollin wit, then ima out yall, gotta some real shit in life to deal wit, gotta go to tha toilet yall, so peace, one, cyaz….itll be a while, ill keep u posted…

ohh shit that reminded me, im go be all cool and key up all my shit for ma battlez…

TRANSLATION:

Greetings fair administrator. I too have such sympathetic emotions such as yours expressed. Soon I will use Photoshop to optimize some .jpg’s or .png’s of my fraternity brothers and I courting ladies whilst partaking in summer recreational activities. But then lickety split I must hasten back to my studies and freshen up.

Darnitall. It’s been reminded to me that I have forgotten to work on my poetry writing in the style of Emily Dickinson for the upcoming essay contest.

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