Smallpox

Did you know?

Smallpox is the only human disease to have been fully eliminated by vaccination

Smallpox, which was eradicated in 1979, was widespread in the 1800s and killed 30 percent of first-time victims.

Smallpox, eradicated after a global vaccination campaign, remains the only human disease to have been fully eliminated by vaccination.

Samples of the virus remain under lock and key however, and vaccination of the U.S. military and some key health and emergency workers has been resumed because of fears the virus could be used as a biological weapon.

Joke: An Atheist Challenges God

Just a joke folks, don’t analyze it too much. Everytime I read it, it makes me chuckle. So here goes.

A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan . One of the courses had a professor who was a vowed atheist and a member of the ACLU.

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, “God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I’ll give you exactly 15 minutes.”

The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, “Here I am God. I’m still waiting.”

It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his Chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold.

The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were stunned and sat there looking on in silence.

The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, “What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you do that?”

The Marine calmly replied, “God was too busy today protecting America’s soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid stuff and act like a jerk. So, He sent me.”

The I LIKE CHOCOLATE Song

Posted by popular demand, it’s the astounding “I LIKE CHOCOLATE” song. Marvel at the orchestration and complex counterpoint. Be in awe of the depth of the lyrics.

This is used for the end of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory as lift. I always liked the movie “An American Werewolf in London” where they played “Bad Moon Rising” at the end. I wrote this piece to give that kind of feeling to the end of Charlie.

I LIKE CHOCOLATE – MP3

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

chocolatefactory-poster.jpg Mount Vernon, WA – Charlie and the Chocolate Factory at the historic Lincoln Theater in Mount Vernon, WA showing from May 11 to May 20, 2007. This is a live stage production presented by META Performing Arts.

The Cast (In Order of Appearance)

Narrator One – Nathan Hamer
Narrator Two – Stephania Kay
Spy – Brittany Johnson
Chocolatier – Jacqueline Monroe
Factory Workers – Melissa Newbry, Hannah Levine, Kaylee Fontes

Paperboy – Jason Miller
Augustus Gloop – Bryan Gurney
Violet Beauregarde – Carly Stewart
Mrs. Beauregarde – Amanda McDaniels
Veruca Salt – Katie Arthur
Mr. Salt – Caimryan Mower
Mrs. Salt – Nicole Trepus
Peanut Worker – Jensen Weyand-Mains
Mike Teevee – Kevin Kay
Mr. Teevee – Wesley Eddings
Mrs. Teevee – Shayla Nawrocki
Grandpa Joe – Jerome Chandler
Grandma Josephine – Jo Jeffrey
Grandpa George – Vern Brown
Grandma Georgina – Stephanie Brink
Mr. Bucket – Paul VanSant
Mrs. Bucket – Susie Clark
Charlie Bucket – Cameron Frahm
Willy Wonka – Trey Hatch
Mrs. Gloop – Carolyn Travis

OOMPA LOOMPAS

Casey Grosso
Grace Han
Mathew Giles
Kam Hamilton
Brooke VanSant
Kiara Landi
Michael Giles
Sophie Stewart
Adele Clark
Blake Gurney
Zoe Whidden
Trevor Hansen
Olivia Pedroza

TEEN CHORUS

Jason Miller
Audrey Stewart
Eve Berrington
Emily Boudreau
Jasmine Zell
Helen Saley
Mary Witt
McKain Webb-Lakey
Jessica Pauley
Roy Blumenhagen
Tyler Johnson
Melissa Holden

CANDY DANCERS

Jacqueline Monroe
Brittany Johnson
Jensen Weyand-Mains
Hannah Levine
Melissa Newbry
Kaylee Fontes
Trevor Hansen
Olivia Pedroza

SQUIRRELS

Hannah Levine
Melissa Newbry
Kaylee Fontes
Jason Miller

Production and Technical Staff

Producer – Kate Kypuros
Asst Producer – Kristin Jensen
Director – Kate Kypuros
Asst. Director – Keira Grech
Vocal Director and Choreographer – Lynette McCormack
Chocolate Room Dance – Kayla Hill
Stage Manager – Suzann McLamb
Volunteer Coordinators – Lori Pedroza, Diane Giles
Original Music by Conrad Askland
Set Designer – Elizabeth Stam
Background Images – Brian Young
Costume Director – Kathy Gildnes
Graphics Design – Kristin Jensen
Props Mistress – Annie Bratun
Lighting Designer – Don Wilcuts
Sound Design by Superior Audio
Sound Effects by Conrad Askland
Lighting Operator – Don Willcuts
Sound Operation – Kyle Blevins
Power Point Operation – Paul Thelan

Jerry Falwell dies at 73

falwell.jpgJerry Falwell died today. He was “fine at breakfast” but found unconscious in his office at Liberty University. Read the CNN Article on Falwell death.

And in more breaking news, we have rumors that surveillance video has filmed someone leaving his office around 10:15am this morning.

Here is the surveillance picture, please contact us if you recognize this person:

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Joke – The Helicopter Ride

Here’s yet another joke from Mumsy. Either her jokes are getting better, or my threshold for humor has been severely lowered.

MORRIS AND HIS WIFE, ESTHER WENT TO THE STATE FAIR EVERY YEAR. EVERY YEAR, MORRIS WOULD SAY, “ESTHER, I’D LIKE TO RIDE IN THAT HELICOPTER.”

ESTHER ALWAYS REPLIED, ” I KNOW MORRIS, BUT THAT HELICOPTER RIDE IS 50 DOLLARS AND 50 DOLLARS IS 50 DOLLARS.”

A FEW YEARS LATER, ESTHER AND MORRIS WENT TO THE FAIR. MORRIS SAID, “ESTHER, I’M 85 YEARS OLD. IF I DON’T RIDE THAT HELICOPTER NOW, I MIGHT NEVER GET ANOTHER CHANCE.”ESTHER REPLIED, “MORRIS, THAT HELICOPTER IS 50 DOLLARS AND $50 DOLLARS IS 50 DOLLARS.”

THE PILOT OVERHEARD THE COUPLE. HE SAID, “FOLKS, I’LL MAKE YOU A DEAL. I’LL TAKE THE BOTH OF YOU FOR A RIDE. IF YOU CAN STAY QUIET FOR THE ENTIRE RIDE AND NOT SAY A WORD, I WON’T CHARGE YOU! BUT IF YOU SAY ONE WORD, IT’S 50 DOLLARS.”

MORRIS AND ESTHER AGREED — AND UP THEY WENT. THE PILOT DID ALL KINDS OF FANCY MANEUVERS. BUT NOT A WORD WAS HEARD. HE DID HIS DAREDEVIL TRICKS OVER AND OVER AGAIN, BUT STILL NOT A WORD.

WHEN THEY LANDED, THE PILOT TURNED TO MORRIS. HE SAID, “BY GOLLY, I DID EVERYTHING I COULD TO GET YOU TO YELL OUT, BUT YOU DIDN’T. I’M IMPRESSED!”

MORRIS REPLIED, “WELL, I WAS GOING TO SAY SOMETHING WHEN ESTHER FELL OUT, BUT 50 DOLLARS IS 50 DOLLARS.”

Will I Live to be 80?

Received this from my mother. Thought I’d post it for Mother’s Day.

Will I live to be 80?
I recently turned 65 and had to choose a new primary care physician
for my Medicare program.

After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing “fairly
well” for my age.

A little concerned about that comment, I couldn’t resist asking him,
“Do you think I will live to be 80?”

He asked: Do you smoke tobacco or drink alcoholic beverages?”

“Oh no,” I replied. “I don’t do drugs, either.”

> & gt; “Do you have many friends and entertain frequently?”

“I said, “No, I usually stay home and keep to myself”.

“Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?”

I said, “No, my other doctor said that all red meat is unhealthy!”

“Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing,
hiking, or bicycling?”

“No, I don’t,” I said.

“Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?”

“No,” I said. “I don’t do any of those things.”

He looked at me and said, “Then why do you give a hoot?

Why is Pluto Not a Planet?

pluto.jpgIn August of 2006 Pluto was declared to no longer be a planet. This was due to a rewriting of the definition of “planet”.

According to the new definition, a full-fledged planet is an object that orbits the sun and is large enough to have become round due to the force of its own gravity. In addition, a planet has to dominate the neighborhood around its orbit.

Pluto has been demoted because it does not dominate its neighborhood. Charon, its large “moon,” is only about half the size of Pluto, while all the true planets are far larger than their moons.

Pluto is now officially a “dwarf planet”. But it’s no longer part of an exclusive club, since there are more than 40 of these dwarfs, including the large asteroid Ceres and 2003 UB313, nicknamed Xena—a distant object slightly larger than Pluto discovered by Brown last year.

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Update Feb 2009: You can talk about this topic in the discussion forum at (and play video games too!):
http://forum.conradaskland.com/showthread.php?t=9

Update May 2009: Here is information about the “Planet X” theory and information on why Pluto was initially considered a planet: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Planet_x

Update August 25 2009:
The debate rages on. Did you know that 90% of the critical letters complaining about Pluto’s demotion come from North America? Food for thought, here’s the article:
http://edition.cnn.com/2009/TECH/space/08/24/pluto.dwarf.planet/index.html

Q&A: How To Become a Music Producer

Email Question: Advice for a Budding Music Producer

Ok i have been talking about becoming a music producer for some time now i am 24 i have no music talent what so ever but i have a real passion for music and i know alot about it i wanna start my own record lbel and see what happens if you could give me some advice i would like that thanks for.
you time

Mike

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Hi Mike,

I have several responses to questions like this here on my website. You can find them by entering “Music Producer” into the search box. Or here are some links:

How To Get Started as a Music Producer

Legal Requirements to be a Music Producer?

What is the best Tempo for a Song?

General Music Production Questions

How To Be a Record Producer

I Really Want to be a Music Producer

How to be a Professional Music Producer

How Do I Become a Music Producer?

On my other responses I’ve talked about resources and approaches to learning the technical side of producing. This time I’ll answer your question in a different way by talking about the social interactions that I think will benefit you on your road to producing music.

The way you get your next project, is by exceeding the client’s expectations on the last project. Notice I didn’t say that you exceeded your OWN expectations – it’s all about pleasing the client. It’s important to understand what the client’s expectations are before you start so you know what your restrictions are. A big red flag is if you don’t know the client well and they say “Do anything” – if you start working on that then there’s a good chance you’re going to be re-arranging ad nauseum.

Music production is a design art, much like designing graphics, custom home building or interior design. You are taking your talents and experience to the table in order to bring the client’s vision to life. And EVERY client does indeed have a vision, even if it’s not very defined.

First step – talk with the client and just listen. Listen carefully to what it is they are looking for. Think the project through and think of all the elements needed to make it happen for them. Make sure you know you can bring the project together. If you can’t do it, don’t take the project. It’s more important to get a track record of SUCCESSFUL projects than it is to get a track record of lots of projects. “Successful” means the client is happy with the final project.

After you know what the client wants and you have an overall idea of what needs to happen to complete the project, then figure out what you need to make that happen. Make sure you have the funds, time and desire to do the project. There has to be something in it for you. If it’s a project that will give you notoriety or rare experience, you might want to lowball your price quote. If it’s something you’ve done dozens of times and you already have a rep for doing it, then stick to your price.

If there’s not something in it for you – you will do a poor job. At least that’s the way I work. For me a project either has to garner me Money, Experience or Fulfillment. If the project does not have at least one of these three elements, I don’t take the job.

Starting out you’ll want to take every job you can that comes your way. Think experience. Do your best on every project, and each one will have it’s own list of demands that will force you to learn new things. Important note: You cannot think your client is stupid. If you do, you can’t do your best work. Respect your client. I seperate a client’s vision from the client themselves – for me it’s not so important to “click” with a client as it is to “click” with their vision.

What if you seriously don’t like a client? Don’t take the job. With music production you are likely going to have a lot of interaction with this person. On the rare occassion where I truly and simply did not like a client and did not want to do anything for them, I just said “I don’t think I’m the best person for this project.” When they still press, which they will, then say “Your project will be done better by someone else.” I say this gently and respectfully. I’m saying the truth and not being rude. You are letting the client know that your #1 priority is that there project be the best it can be, whether or not you do it.

If you can click with the client’s vision, see a compelling reason to engage in the project and you have the tools and resources to deliver – THAT’S being a music producer.

TRUST – Once you have committed to the project it’s important to have the complete faith and trust of the client. That’s how I need to work anyway. Once working on a project if a client is second guessing me or jumping in and muddling things up, I’ll simply say to them “You hired me for this job, you need to let me do it.” or I’ll say “You need to throw me the ball.” I say this gently, because I am truly ASKING them for this. With rare exception, client’s understand this and step back to let the work carry on. I’ll usually tell clients upfront once we agree to go forward that I need the space and creative trust to do it. I would say that overall, to me this is the single most important part of working on a project. It doesn’t mean there won’t be changes from the client, it just means you have that creative wiggle room that makes you go “Ah, this is the best project ever!”

And a final note is on the term music “producer”. Music producers “produce” no matter what. There is no excuse. People want to know that you will get it done.

I hope that helps.

Conrad