Evolution Joke

A little girl asked her father:  “How did the human race appear?” The father answered, “Many years ago there were monkeys from  which the human race evolved.”

Two days later the girl asked her mother the same question.  The  mother answered, “God made Adam and Eve; they had children; and so  was all mankind made.”

The confused girl said to her mother “How is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?”

The mother answered, “Well dear, it’s very simple.  Your father told you about his side of the family and I told you about mine!”

Making Donations as Christmas Presents

Santa Laughs When You Don't Get a Present
Santa Laughs At You - LOSER!

So I get an email from a friend that says something like “instead of sending Christmas presents this year I am going to make a donation to a charity in your name”. That really sucks. I want a present.

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